Mike Whitehead Has Apparently Copped a Plea Deal for April 2010 Rape Charges

("Now as soon as he wakes up, don’t stop for three minutes, then go sit in the corner on a chair.")It looks like Mike Whitehead has made a deal with Las Vegas prosecutors in his felony sexual assault case.
According to the Las Vegas Sun, The …


("Now as soon as he wakes up, don’t stop for three minutes, then go sit in the corner on a chair.")

It looks like Mike Whitehead has made a deal with Las Vegas prosecutors in his felony sexual assault case.

According to the Las Vegas Sun, The Ultimate Fighter 2 cast member was represented by his lawyer in court today for his scheduled preliminary hearing in Nevada as he was "stuck in Arizona" and according to his council, they have "reached an agreement between Whitehead and the state."

"Iron Mike’s" next appearance is set for February 28.

If you haven’t heard the synopsis of the case check it out after the jump.

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Luke Cummo May Have Quietly Retired From Fighting, But He’s Still Full of Piss and [Organic Homeopathic] Vinegar

("I’m actually going to use these shorts to brew tea with this afternoon.")If you’re like us, you sometimes stand while waiting for your coffee at Starbucks or or at the urinal of an all you can eat crab shack and ponder things like, "Wh…


("I’m actually going to use these shorts to brew tea with this afternoon.")

If you’re like us, you sometimes stand while waiting for your coffee at Starbucks or or at the urinal of an all you can eat crab shack and ponder things like, "Why can’t CagePotato have a TV show" and "Whatever happened to Luke Cummo?"

Since PBS isn’t big on our brand of humor, the television thing likely won’t happen any time in the near future, but we can give you the 411 on Cummo.

Apparently the pre-Machida-era pee drinking fighter from TUF 2 retired without telling anyone and is planning on launching an organic fight clothing line.

"Yeah, [I retired]. I have a bum knee from when I was fifteen. Excess weight caused a bulge in the meniscus and the surgeon convinced my mom to get it cut out. That’s not an excuse," the 3-4 UFC veteran told MMASucka recently. "I feel unbelievably fortunate to have been in the cage and made it out. If I was a gladiator, I would still be alive to tell the tale… like before my last fight when the photographer took my picture right before walking out into the arena. The flash burned a circle into my vision and it didn’t go away for a while."

In case you’re wondering if the new age nutrition buff still enjoys things like coffee enemas and drinking his own piss, well as they say "old habits never change." Apparently though,  they do evolve into something stranger and more disgusting.

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