It’s not everyday that you see a mixed martial arts (MMA) megastar verbally tango with insane clowns. It’s like a clash between a real-life superhero and the worst nightmare imaginable. Well, current Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) superstar Conor McGregor may have opened up a can of worms when he had the following to say in an interview with The LAD Bible about the recent clown-stalking epidemic:
I would slap the head off of one (clown). You see some guy jumping out screaming in your face dressed in a clown mask? I’d slap the head off him pull the clown mask off and stick it up his ass. You know what I mean? What the f-k even is that? I don’t what the f-k even is that. Have people been killed or what? I haven’t heard that people have been killed. You’ve heard that maybe there’s stabbing and stuff like that but… I don’t know it’s f-ked up! I don’t know it’s f-ked up. Just don’t come near me in a clown suit. In fact, don’t come near me period. Come near me and I’ll slap the head off you anyway. But if you’re in a clown suit I’ll slap the head off you even more so.
To much surprise, one of these proud clown creeps stuck his neck out and challenged McGregor to come down to his haunted house (shown above). The frightening clown dared “Notorious” to come to Bruff Co. Limerick in Ireland (where the crows fell off the tress with the hunger) and get the “shite” scared out of him, adding the following:
If you come down for five minutes, we’ll scare the life of ya. And 15 minutes with me and you’ll be wanting a nappy because you’ll be shitin’ your pants You’ll be going back to your mommy crying!
If there’s enough money involved, McGregor would have no problem beating this dude’s ass. And if you’re thinking about trick-or-treating around McGregor’s Las Vegas neighborhood in a clown costume on Halloween night, you may want to roll 20 deep.