Filipina ring girl Abby “All Natural” Poblador’s to blame that I’m waxing poetic, singing out silly rhymes this Christmas day—aside from the usual carols.
Miss Abby’s also to blame on why I didn’t bother to pick up my pen and paper when I watched Pacific Xtreme Combat (PXC ) 28 last November 27 at the Ynares Sports Arena in Pasig City, Philippines. Why cover the fight when my eyes were covering someone I wanted to uncover?
It was one of those rare moments in a male MMA fan’s life when you’d rather watch the beauty walking between rounds ‘round the ring, than the action happening between two jocks who don’t arouse you in the same way.
I mean, there were MMA fights happening between those walks?
As in those fights were the reason why I was there in front of the ring?
No, I was there to hunt for Master Mitch Ciccarelli, and I’m proud of my find.
May my Christmas gift* be acceptable to Master Mitch.
*This was supposed to be a private, personal gift to the Master, but in the spirit of Christmas I’’ve decided to share this blessing to everyone in Bleacher Report, especially to the male netizens of our MMA community.
Incidentally, I heard that a certain Jon Tuck KO’d a certain Tristan Arenal in the very first round of the PXC 28 main event that evening.