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Thanks to everybody who submitted captions for yesterday’s Beatdown contest; the general consensus was that Marcus Davis looks like a cross between E.T., Rocky Dennis, Sloth from The Goonies, the Elephant Man, and one of several characters from Total Recall. So who will go home with a copy of Beatdown (out today on DVD and Blu-Ray)? First some honorable mentions…
LikeTheWhiskey: This is what happens when you say "I’m a Yankees fan" in Boston.
Sudos KFC: the only thing the townsfolk would later agree on was that Quasimodo was never seen in the 209 again.
Dirt: "The doc said I’d look 10 years younger"
MoTropolis: "I think I’m allergic to getting punched in the face repeatedly."
Contraband:
The Stockton Makeover!
Get yours today!
Just call 1-800-420-DIAZ
dxhernandez: Shortly before, the man to the left began to have an acid flashback from two hits of acid he had dropped at a 1985 KISS concert. As Marcus Davis approached he looked on with horror while trying to differentiate between reality and "fuuuuuuuu……"
ReX13: "Don’t be scarred, homey"
[Ed. note: As an increasingly visible contributor to CagePotato, we’ll say that ReX is disqualified from winning contests for a while. But come on, how brilliant is that.]
And now the winners…