CagePotato PSA: Leave the Fighting to the *Sober* Trained Professionals

(Video courtesy of YouTube/KanistyLez)

We’ve all seen this guy at some point in our lives. A big, lumbering, normally quiet and unassuming ox, who gets a few Jagerbombs into him and thinks he’s the streetfighting equivalent of Chuck Liddell. We like to think that’s how Tank Abbott got his start as a fighter.


(Video courtesy of YouTube/KanistyLez)

We’ve all seen this guy at some point in our lives. A big, lumbering, normally quiet and unassuming ox, who gets a few Jagerbombs into him and thinks he’s the streetfighting equivalent of Chuck Liddell. We like to think that’s how Tank Abbott got his start as a fighter.

Usually everybody just ignores him, like we imagine the real Iceman’s friends did when he got ornery when he was still on the sauce, but every once in a while the big drunken oaf  messes with the wrong dude and is made to look even more foolish than he already made himself look.

This dude, Andy decides he’s going to practice his Cain Velasquez impersonation on whoever is within arm’s length,  but unfortunately for him the smaller guy he tries out his act on happens to do a killer Junior dos Santos.

Anyone else get the feeling that his girlfriend is now his ex-girlfriend?

Seabass got knocked the fuck out.