“This new driver we hired came THIS close to hitting a pole on his first delivery. Where’d we find this guy, anyways?”
Looks like Chael Sonnen isn’t done with Jon Jones just yet.
Still upset over Jones’ decision to turn down a fight against him in order to save UFC 151, Chael Sonnen decided that he’d at least make some money off of the situation. See, because unlike Jon Jones, Chael Sonnen is a businessman. His pizza parlor, Mean Street Pizza, now offers ”The Jon Jones Special Pizza,” for a limited time only. It isn’t exactly subtle, but it may be the best case of death by chicken since Henri M’Bongo.
Behold:
It’s no coincidence that chicken is the only topping that Chael Sonnen reserves for The Jon Jones Special Pizza, but the Bones-Bashing doesn’t end there. In case you didn’t notice how it’s just loaded with chicken, Mean Street Pizza offers a six-pack of beer (may we assume it’s Bud Light?) with your pizza. If you somehow don’t get where he’s going with the free six-pack, Chael Sonnen encourages delivery so you can avoid a DUI.
Oh, and if anyone wants to order one and tell us how it tastes, you better hurry up: The chicken may run out (before September 1, we assume) and then Mean Street Pizza will have to cancel the special.
Subtle? No. Effective? Extremely.
Your move, Nike.