Poets are inspired by many things – an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend, scenery, ordinary life and a T-shirt? After sending out a tweet about Wanderlei Silva’s new attire, Chael Sonnen unleashed his unique brand of poetry targeting “The Axe Murderer.”
Nice shirt @wandfc. Someday you’ll move up to shirts with buttons. pic.twitter.com/zWMmFdFHSh
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
Chael thinks Anderson sinks Wandy stinks
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
Mayhem’s inna clink Tito’s onna brink There’s dishes inna sink and WANDERLEI STINKS
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
My wife’s wrapped in Minks I’m agile as a Lynx I iron out the kinks and everybody thinks Wanderlei stinks
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
Yer nuts start to shrink When you gotta sign in ink to fight Chael, so I think That Wanderlei STINKS
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
The Kings skate at the rink The Mod Squad had “Linc” Rogan likes Pink and WANDERLEI STINKS!!!
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
Red is the rose And Tebow throws but everyone knows That WANDERLEI BLOWS
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
Dark is the night And mean dogs bite And wind moves kites But WANDY WON’T FIGHT
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
I hit like a truck I got the ladies and the bucks My middle name is bad luck And Wanderlei sucks
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
Cubans To smoke My opponents all croak Like a bike w/no spokes WANDERLEI’S A JOKE
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
Trains arrive late And haters gonna hate When he’s gone inside the gate Wanderlei’s record… 3 & 8
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
I can write a million rhymes I got a lot of time The reason you didn’t sign I woulda made you three and NINE
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
Sandra Bullock’s scared in space You could hear her heart race Fear’s not hard to trace LOOK IN WANDY’S FACE
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
I got instinct You’ll miss the fight if you blink My bones are made of zinc My blood is made of ink And everybody thinks Wanderlei stinks
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
The fifth dwarf was Sneezy And Velveeta’s kinda cheesy And Fiji’s kinda breezy Beatin’ Wanderlei’s EASY
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
Ringo played the drums And bread leaves crumbs Heartburn? Take TUMS WANDERLEI’S A BUM
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013