Sometimes the comedians write the jokes and sometimes the jokes … well, they write themselves.
Reigning Invicta FC featherweight titleholder Cristiane Justino, perpetually shit on by Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) President Dana White and his band of merry men, is tapping into some of those dick jokes as a way to get at former UFC women’s bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey.
Who, according to “Cyborg” (via TMZ), doesn’t have the genitalia required to fight her.
“She knows I kill her. Same thing that happen with Holly Holm and her will be worse with me. She know this. Same way you talk to guys, you have to have the balls. She speak a lot of things about me… and why she don’t go in Octagon with me, fight with me? Man, she don’t have (the balls). She don’t have. And I know, girls, of course she no have, but when you speak about someone, you have to go, ‘No, fuck that. I’m gonna fight her. Let’s go in the Octagon, make this fight happen.'”
Holm finished Rousey at UFC 193 last November.
During “Rowdy’s” self-imposed layoff, talk of a potential “super fight” against Justino died down, even while the Brazilian racked up a pair of wins under the UFC banner at a catchweight of 140 pounds. Now that “nervous” Rousey has her next fight booked (see it here), “Cyborg” is once again calling for the biggest female fight in the history of mixed martial arts (MMA).
I’m sure we’ll get there … eventually.