Dirty Sanchez? Chiesa Fingered At UFC 239

“Maverick” hit with a case of the Poopsie Oopsie in Las Vegas. Getting your oil checked every three months is perfectly normal. Assuming, of course, you actually have a car. Otherwise, it’s just plain weird, so I can understand why Ultimate…

“Maverick” hit with a case of the Poopsie Oopsie in Las Vegas.

Getting your oil checked every three months is perfectly normal. Assuming, of course, you actually have a car. Otherwise, it’s just plain weird, so I can understand why Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) welterweight, Mike Chiesa, is hot under the collar.

According to “Maverick,” Diego Sanchez went fishing for brown trout during their pay-per-view (PPV) showdown last Sat. night (July 6, 2019) in Las Vegas, Nevada, a dirty move that is (sadly) not uncommon in the wrestling world.

At least it wasn’t a lube job.

“I could feel he was butt-dragging me, and that’s whatever, but all of a sudden — I don’t know if he intentionally did it — but he literally, his fingers touched my butthole,” Chiesa told ESPN’s Ariel Helwani. “I yelled at him, ‘get your fingers out of my ass, motherfucker!’ I don’t think anyone heard it though.”

A trip down memory lane is fun. Cadbury Avenue? Not so much.

“In wrestling, when you get your fingers in the brown-star, we call that oil checking,” he said. “So he was definitely checking my oil. I yelled at him to get his fingers out of my ass. I yelled it. I thought for sure, when the fight was over, ‘my God, I’m going to go on Twitter and it’s going to be everywhere,’ but I don’t think anyone heard it.”

I can only imagine what “check engine light” means.

Chiesa (16-4) got the last laugh, dominating the original Ultimate Fighter and cruising to a three-round unanimous decision victory. It also marked his second straight win after moving up from the 155-pound division late last year and “Maverick” looks better than ever at his new weight.

No ifs, ands, or butts.