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Forget Captain Freedom, someone better call Iron Glory!
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but it seems Russia is out there creating an army of robots named FEDOR, standing six feet tall and weighing roughly 230 pounds — not unlike a certain heavyweight mixed martial arts (MMA) legend we all know and (mostly) love.
Perks of being one of Putin’s pets, I suppose.
Think “Babes in Toyland” except the wooden soldiers have been replaced by a fleet of Robocop rip-offs and playing the part of bumbling idiots, Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, will be U.S. President Donald Trump and Oval Office sidekick, Mike Pence.
FEDOR stands for “Final Experimental Demonstration Object Research” and will join the astronauts at the International Space Station for a 10-day mission, which is nine days longer than it will take to murder everyone on board.
And if you’re thinking, “Oh, cute little robot boi is a harmless cosmonaut,” please head over to this link to watch what happens when you give Russian robots a pair of glocks and no human soul to regulate them.
Maybe with the leftover time we can have FEDOR join those lunatics at Area 51 in search of the (cough) “truth.” And speaking of large crowds with no jobs (and no brains), the next Bellator MMA event will feature another stiff, robotic Russian in the form of Sergei Kharitonov.
For much more on that upcoming fight click here.