Fresh Prince Of No Hair

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Unless you’re a fan of UFC, trying to distinguish UFC CEO Dana White from UFC color commentator Joe Rogan may be as challenging as separating caped baldy Saitama from Hammerhead, because all high-profile bal…


Dana White
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Unless you’re a fan of UFC, trying to distinguish UFC CEO Dana White from UFC color commentator Joe Rogan may be as challenging as separating caped baldy Saitama from Hammerhead, because all high-profile bald guys look alike.

Even among bald guys!

Just ask retired UFC welterweight Matt Serra, who once thought I was Dana White during a UFC 88: “Liddell vs. Evans” pay-per-view (PPV) watch party at Jay-Z’s 40/40 club back in 2008 in New York City.

Former ESPN anchor Sage Steele sat down with her podcast-hating guest and referred to White as Rogan not once, but twice during their lengthy conversation about all things UFC (and beyond).

Here’s the first instance:

Now the second:

Oof.

“Did you just think I was Joe Rogan?” White asked. “She just called me f*ckin’ Joe Rogan. You thought I was f*ckin’ Joe Rogan? I was bald before Joe was ever bald!”

But only one of them is a “midget,” according to Tyson Fury.