(You see, Henry? This is why you never date a triple threat, especially when that third threat is “Ability to strangle a man to death with bare hands.”)
Dependent on whether you’re just a single dude with incredibly unrealistic expectations or a gossip whore with an incredibly loose grasp on reality, you will probably take the news that Gina Carano is once again single as either a gift from the Gods or a travesty on par with the time K-Stew and R-Pats broke up. In any case, US Weekly is reporting that the power couple of Carano and not Christopher Reeves are donzo.
This is normally where we’d block quote something from the actual article, but are you fucking kidding me? THIS IS SINGLE AGAIN, YOU GUYS. Let’s celebrate with photos and gifs.
Ever since leaving the MMA world behind to pursue a film career, Carano has been quickly building a reputation as one of Hollywood’s toughest and sexiest leading ladies. With Fast 6 Furiousix already in the books and another movie (In the Blood) currently in the post-production, it’s safe to say that Gina has found a home on the silver screen. Honestly, we couldn’t be happier for her. We couldn’t…be…happier…
WHY, HOLLYWOOD? WHY MUST YOU TAKE ALL OUR NICE THINGS?!