Pic: ‘Claudinha’ In Remission Following Battle With ‘Pigeon Ass’

Medical experts are stunned as Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) strawweight contender Claudia Gadelha is now in remission, following a career-long battle with pigeon ass.
Also known as “PA,” the increasingly-common weight-cutting syndrom…

Medical experts are stunned as Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) strawweight contender Claudia Gadelha is now in remission, following a career-long battle with pigeon ass.

Also known as “PA,” the increasingly-common weight-cutting syndrome has been known to suck the cellulite from the posteriors of even the most booty-ful mixed martial arts (MMA) fighters, including “Claudinha.”

Fortunately for the Brazilian, who was stricken with PA at the UFC 212 pay-per-view (PPV) last June, her exercise regimen — coupled with a recycling bin full of deleted dick pics — sent her into remission.

The real test will be to see if she can get through the upcoming weigh ins for her Carla Esparza fight at the UFC 225 PPV event, official for Sat., June 9, 2018 inside United Center in Chicago, Illinois.

It’s an important bout in the 115-pound weight class, recently blown open by Joanna Jedrzejczyk’s loss to Rose Namajunas at UFC 217. A win by either Gadelha or Esparza at UFC 225 could be the key to securing another title shot.

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