Tito Ortiz is on tap to face Ryan Bader at UFC 132 this July. And, as we all know, behind every great man should be a really great looking woman. But these days, Jenna Jameson’s been looking like this:
Now we have news for you, Jenna. This is Tito’s last UFC fight if he doesn’t miraculously pull a win over Bader here. And though, we’re sure an Ortiz victory isn’t a very likely outcome in this fight, we believe it’s your duty to fix yourself up a little more…just in case it could help Tito. Your looks could make the difference! Maybe put on a little weight, even. You were looking better a few years back with the fuller figure. Here, if you can’t remember exactly what that looks like, we’ll help you out. Here’s some photos of you that we hope inspire you to get yourself together and show up looking good for your man come this July 2nd. No worries, you have time…