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When you’re humming this later, don’t blame us.
Who knew that some of Mike Tyson’s greatest lines would fit so seamlessly with basic chords on an acoustic guitar?
I’m as big of a Mike Tyson fan as anybody, but he is narrowly behind Tito Ortiz as the most phonetically challenged fighter in combat sport history and this song proves it.
A few tidbits from the former heavyweight boxing champ for those of you who can’t watch videos at work:
“Hannibal rode elephants into cartilage…” I guess I’ll fade into Bolivian… I’ll eat your asshole alive, you bitch…
And the hits keep coming from “Iron” Mike.