Sasha Grey Reading to a Classroom Brings You the Fix Friday Link Dump

Parents (probably just moms) are pissed because Sasha Grey read to Elementary School kids. I don’t see why… She looks perfectly innocent in the pic [above]. Hmmm… Maybe parents thought she was reading like this:.

Parents (probably just moms) are pissed because Sasha Grey read to Elementary School kids. I don’t see why… She looks perfectly innocent in the pic [above]. Hmmm… Maybe parents thought she was reading like this:

or maybe this:

Sasha Grey is a legitimate actress these days and parents shouldn’t be quick to judge who they let near their kids. Up until last week, we bet most parents wouldn’t have had any trouble with Jerry Sandusky reading to a classroom. Just sayin’… Don’t judge a book by its cover…unless it’s the Jerry Sandusky biography, which [for realz] is titled, “Touched”.

Forrest Griffin apologizes for “rape” tweet and donates to a Rape Crisis Center: here.

Ariel Helwani talks UFC going mainstream to celebrities like the Cookie Monster, Michael Jackson (who clearly does not sound like MJ), a giggling dude called “Mr. Muscles”, and Jack in the Box…(WTF! LA is so strange!) on the streets of Hollywood: here.

Bringing out the biggest stars in UFC, Dana White announces Brock Lesnar will be a commentator for UFC on Fox 1: here.

Watch Gina Carano‘s “Haywire” movie trailer: here.

Watch UFC on Fox 1 weigh-ins today at 7pm ET (4pm PT): here.

Place your bets for UFC on Fox 1 by clicking the icons to the online sports books in the Odds Side Bar to the right of our page!

Happy Early Birthday to Arianny Celeste who turns twenty—something on Saturday!

Twit Pic of the Week: Arianny’s 2012 Calendar

We hope you all have purchased your Brittney Palmer 2012 Swimsuit Calendar. Now get ready for the November 15th release of Arianny Celeste‘s calendar. It took a little patience, a lot of eye-squinting, and way.

We hope you all have purchased your Brittney Palmer 2012 Swimsuit Calendar. Now get ready for the November 15th release of Arianny Celeste‘s calendar. It took a little patience, a lot of eye-squinting, and way too much time staring at my computer screen to inspect each month on the back of this calendar but I think July is the best one. Just take my word for it and wait to confirm November 15th, when you can actually get the calendar in your hands. I might have to see an optometrist today.

Follow Arianny Celeste: here.

Arianny’s 8 Pack

Arianny Celeste has a new ad campaign with Bud Light and although it’s nowhere near as interesting as her Bud Light Lime commercial, she still looks super hot in this picture. Plus, Bud Light Lime.

Arianny Celeste has a new ad campaign with Bud Light and although it’s nowhere near as interesting as her Bud Light Lime commercial, she still looks super hot in this picture. Plus, Bud Light Lime doesn’t really taste good so we’re glad they have her pushing the regular stuff.

Arianny Celeste is a Good Model

Arianny Celeste is in Birmingham, UK this week, waiting to perform her Octagon Girl duties on Saturday night for UFC 138. And we appreciate that she isn’t wasting her time there with shopping and sightseeing..

Arianny Celeste is in Birmingham, UK this week, waiting to perform her Octagon Girl duties on Saturday night for UFC 138. And we appreciate that she isn’t wasting her time there with shopping and sightseeing. No, instead the hardest working woman in MMA spent the day modeling for Maxim UK and she generously tweeted her favorite photo [above] from the shoot. *Note: definitely click on the photo to enlarge!

Arianny started her day off in the white lingerie below. She’s a great woman.

Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, Kenda Perez, and Amber Nichole Have 2012 Calendars

You have no excuse to miss your anniversary next year, as now even Kenda Perez [pictured above from her photo shoot] will be gracing an “End of the World” 2012 calendar. Stack this on top.

You have no excuse to miss your anniversary next year, as now even Kenda Perez [pictured above from her photo shoot] will be gracing an “End of the World” 2012 calendar.

Stack this on top of the Maxim 2012 calendar featuring Arianny Celeste, the highly anticipated Brittney Palmer calendar, the Amber Nichole topless calender, along with Arianny’s own soon to-be-released calendar and you probably won’t need to shell a dime on any bathroom reading material this year. Just hang all these on your bathroom wall and you’re totally set. That is unless, you actually do read those magazines for the articles…

MMA Monday Headlines with Snooki in a Cat Costume

Nick Diaz tops UFC 137 salaries with $200,000. Donald Cerrone vs. Nate Diaz slated for UFC 141 in Las Vegas on December 30th. Carlos Condit didn’t step aside so much as Georges St. Pierre chose.

Nick Diaz tops UFC 137 salaries with $200,000.

Donald Cerrone vs. Nate Diaz slated for UFC 141 in Las Vegas on December 30th.

Carlos Condit didn’t step aside so much as Georges St. Pierre chose to fight Nick Diaz.

BJ Penn sends message to fans. He is “taking some time off” and will keep fans posted on what is next.

Bellator 59 Heavyweights and Bantamweight tourney Finales set in Atlantic City on November 30th.

Cain Velasquez joined a whole bunch (like too many) men in suits on the set of NFL on Fox. Video here.

Kim Kardashian files for divorce from 72 day marriage with Kris Humphries.

More MMA girls in Halloween Costume below:

Mercedes Terrell and Jade Bryce make you wish you were being chased by them

Arianny Celeste as the slimmed down sexy version of the evil sea-witch, Ursula

Kenda Perez gets stabbed in the head by “American Psycho” Stephan Bonnar

Stephanie Ann Cook wins BEST COSTUME as a taco. Yes, we know you would eat her.