Sasha Grey Reading to a Classroom Brings You the Fix Friday Link Dump

Parents (probably just moms) are pissed because Sasha Grey read to Elementary School kids. I don’t see why… She looks perfectly innocent in the pic [above]. Hmmm… Maybe parents thought she was reading like this:.

Parents (probably just moms) are pissed because Sasha Grey read to Elementary School kids. I don’t see why… She looks perfectly innocent in the pic [above]. Hmmm… Maybe parents thought she was reading like this:

or maybe this:

Sasha Grey is a legitimate actress these days and parents shouldn’t be quick to judge who they let near their kids. Up until last week, we bet most parents wouldn’t have had any trouble with Jerry Sandusky reading to a classroom. Just sayin’… Don’t judge a book by its cover…unless it’s the Jerry Sandusky biography, which [for realz] is titled, “Touched”.

Forrest Griffin apologizes for “rape” tweet and donates to a Rape Crisis Center: here.

Ariel Helwani talks UFC going mainstream to celebrities like the Cookie Monster, Michael Jackson (who clearly does not sound like MJ), a giggling dude called “Mr. Muscles”, and Jack in the Box…(WTF! LA is so strange!) on the streets of Hollywood: here.

Bringing out the biggest stars in UFC, Dana White announces Brock Lesnar will be a commentator for UFC on Fox 1: here.

Watch Gina Carano‘s “Haywire” movie trailer: here.

Watch UFC on Fox 1 weigh-ins today at 7pm ET (4pm PT): here.

Place your bets for UFC on Fox 1 by clicking the icons to the online sports books in the Odds Side Bar to the right of our page!

Happy Early Birthday to Arianny Celeste who turns twenty—something on Saturday!

Alexis Davis vs. Julie Kedzie is Not Kinda Like PG Porn

Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Henderson added Julie Kedzie vs. Alexis Davis to their fight card! Though we were all saddened that Gina Carano wasn’t medically cleared for her June return to Strikeforce—hey, what the hell? How.

Alexis Davis (left) and Julie Kedzie (right)

Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Henderson added Julie Kedzie vs. Alexis Davis to their fight card! Though we were all saddened that Gina Carano wasn’t medically cleared for her June return to Strikeforce—hey, what the hell? How come we were all down on Nate Marquardt‘s junk (*Note I said down, ’cause his testosterone is low…whatever, that joke totally went over your head) to give us the truth and we don’t even know what kept Carano from fighting??? We are so sexist! Regardless, thank you Strikeforce for this match up between two pretty smokin’ hot tough ladies, as you can see by my side by side comparison above.

We’re not excited because Alexis Davis and Julie Kedzie are pretty. If you’ve watched any of those Ultimate Female Sexual Wrestling porn videos, you’d know “pretty” isn’t exactly a requirement to get excited. We’re actually excited to see two very capable women slug it out, roll around, and choke each other in hopes that maybe one day Dana White will welcome them into the UFC Octagon.

So we look forward to seeing these girls in compromising positions as they’ve looked in past fights,

here:

Alexis Davis (black trunks) vs. Shayna Baszler

and here:

Julie Kedzie vs. Gina Carano

And if you clicked on this post hoping to see PG porn, you have problems you *semi-pervert, but you can totally check out some great PG porn with Sasha Grey: here and Craig Robinson from The Office: here.

(*semi-pervert only because the videos contain no actual sex, but they’re really funny.)