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Ask Carmen #2: CagePotato’s Porn Correspondent Discusses Bolt-Ons, Bacon, and Flexibility

It’s a good day, ladies and gentlemen — adult film star and MMA fanatic Carmen Valentina has returned to CagePotato.com to answer more of your questions and underwear-requests. If this is your first introduction to Ms. Valentina, believe us when we tell you that she is awesome. This is how awesome she is:

(Props to Francesca Le and Puma Swede for helping Carmen put together the greatest CagePotato shout-out video since Kimbo Slice.)

And now onto the latest installment of Ask Carmen. Enjoy, and be sure to follow Carmen on twitter @ClubCarmenXXX.

SocraticMethod asks: Fuck, marry, kill: Brock Lesnar, Mike Goldberg, Cris Cyborg

I would probably just kill myself and end the misery, but if I had to choose it would be: Marry Mike Goldberg (although hearing him say “Here we go!” every time before sex would get annoying), I might fuck Brock Lesnar and then whisper in his ear, “Cain Velasquez does it better” once it was over, and then kill Cris Cyborg, Scarface-chainsaw style.

Chri534 asks: We all know about how BJ Penn can put his legs behind his head without using his hands. Can you do the same, or maybe top him in some way? (With video/photo evidence, of course.)

I’ve always wondered how BJ Penn got his nickname, it makes sense now! To be honest I am really not that flexible (photo evidence below), but I am flexible enough where it counts.

It’s a good day, ladies and gentlemen — adult film star and MMA fanatic Carmen Valentina has returned to CagePotato.com to answer more of your questions and underwear-requests. If this is your first introduction to Ms. Valentina, believe us when we tell you that she is awesome. This is how awesome she is:


(Props to Francesca Le and Puma Swede for helping Carmen put together the greatest CagePotato shout-out video since Kimbo Slice.)

And now onto the latest installment of Ask Carmen. Enjoy, and be sure to follow Carmen on twitter @ClubCarmenXXX.

SocraticMethod asks: Fuck, marry, kill: Brock Lesnar, Mike Goldberg, Cris Cyborg

I would probably just kill myself and end the misery, but if I had to choose it would be: Marry Mike Goldberg (although hearing him say “Here we go!” every time before sex would get annoying), I might fuck Brock Lesnar and then whisper in his ear, “Cain Velasquez does it better” once it was over, and then kill Cris Cyborg, Scarface-chainsaw style.

Chri534 asks: We all know about how BJ Penn can put his legs behind his head without using his hands. Can you do the same, or maybe top him in some way? (With video/photo evidence, of course.)

I’ve always wondered how BJ Penn got his nickname, it makes sense now! To be honest I am really not that flexible (photo evidence below), but I am flexible enough where it counts.

bgoldstein asks: Did you see that video of Bibi Jones tearfully quitting the porn biz? What did you think of that? And what would it take for you to retire from the adult film industry?

I only met Bibi Jones once when I interviewed her for a website, so I can’t say that I knew her personally or what made her decide to quit the industry. Everybody has his or her reasons for entering and leaving the business; if she felt it was time for her to leave, then I respect her decision. As for me personally, the day I retire would be the day the industry is no longer fun for me. Porn is not the only thing I do, so I don’t depend on it for my livelihood. I shoot scenes because I enjoy sex, being watched is a turn on for me, and I get to travel and go places that I probably wouldn’t have experienced if it wasn’t for the adult industry.

intercept440 asks: Carmen..has a dude ever “changed lanes without signaling”? And if so what was your response?

Dudes have tried, but I’m pretty active while in guard so I’m not getting caught in that. Besides where I’m from that shit will get you slapped homie.

Viva Hate asks: Big fan, big fan, I have seen all your work, may I also say you are the greatest actress since one Katharine Hepburn. So can I have a pair of them draws? Purely for star memorabilia of course

Sure, what color do you like and do you want them in a zip lock baggie?

geohutch88 asks: I am not familiar with your work…what films of yours do you recommend as your best?

Smack yourself for not checking out my website, CarmenValentina.com. I always take request from my members for requests/ideas they have for future upcoming scenes. If you are a DVD type guy, then check out any of my scenes for Wicked Pictures. Please forward all other inquiries to Viva Hate.

RWilsonR asks: Why have you opted to stay au naturale in the chest region, when most of the industry seems to have opted for enhancement?

I have always been comfortable with my body and who I am. I have never felt the need to change my body plus I don’t want to be a little old lady with huge bolt-ons one day.

Fried Taco asks: Have you ever used a Shewee? Would you use the urinals in the men’s room if you had one?

No, I’ve never used a Shewee. Although I have used a Shticky on a girls vagina once. I guess I would use a urinal if there was no other option, although I’m pretty sure I could convince some drunk guy to let me pee in his mouth.

GetOffMe asks: Was your first pet’s name Carmen and have you ever lived on a street named Valentina?

I lived on Goldstein Ave and my first pet’s name was Ben…but that name was already taken. So I just honestly came up with my name with some friends. I liked the sound of it. The rest is history.

Ksgbobo asks: If you liked me, and I asked you nicely, to make me a sandwich…what kind of sandwich would you make?

You’ll eat whatever f**king sandwich I feel like making at that time, which will probably include bacon.

Ksgbobo, again: Have you meet Shyla Stylez, Lisa Ann, or Amy Reid? If so, what do you think of them? Btw, besides yourself, they are my favorite.

I met Lisa once, she was really nice. The fact that I was able to fondle her boobs was a plus. Hope I get work with her at least once.

Viva Hate, again: Do you properly stretch before filming? I have seen some of the stuff you pull off and seems like you could easily pull something.

Proper stretching is essential. I usually read Cagepotato while in the full split position. I have shot with one girl though who inserted an inflatable ass stretcher in her butt before a scene. (It’s similar to the one Xeno uses so I‘ve heard.) She was able to fit my fist and then this baseball bat sized dildo inside of her. The scene is on my site if you want to check out some wholesome family entertainment.

Got any more questions for Carmen? Drop ‘em in the comments section, and who knows, you might get lucky.

Send In Your Love & Relationship Questions for the Next Installment of Ask Carmen! [PORN]


(God help the next poor girl who has to get fisted by this savage.)

In terms of her sharp wit and passion for MMA, adult-film star Carmen Valentina is definitely one of us. Then again, she makes her living having wild sex on camera, which makes her pretty unique among CagePotato contributors. And since Carmen hasn’t graced us with her lovely presence in a while, we figured it was time to collect more of your questions for another no-holds-barred mailbag column.

Please toss your queries into the comments section below, or tweet them @cagepotatomma with the tag #askcarmen. Despite what the headline says, your questions don’t all have to be about the girl in your office who keeps rejecting your advances. You can ask Ms. Valentina pretty much anything that’s on your mind. But please skim through her first “Ask Carmen” column to make sure you’re not covering familiar territory. Sound good? Thanks for your support, and be sure to follow Carmen Valentina on twitter!


(God help the next poor girl who has to get fisted by this savage.)

In terms of her sharp wit and passion for MMA, adult-film star Carmen Valentina is definitely one of us. Then again, she makes her living having wild sex on camera, which makes her pretty unique among CagePotato contributors. And since Carmen hasn’t graced us with her lovely presence in a while, we figured it was time to collect more of your questions for another no-holds-barred mailbag column.

Please toss your queries into the comments section below, or tweet them @cagepotatomma with the tag #askcarmen. Despite what the headline says, your questions don’t all have to be about the girl in your office who keeps rejecting your advances. You can ask Ms. Valentina pretty much anything that’s on your mind. But please skim through her first “Ask Carmen” column to make sure you’re not covering familiar territory. Sound good? Thanks for your support, and be sure to follow Carmen Valentina on twitter!

‘Ask Carmen’: CagePotato’s Porn Correspondent Discusses Off-Camera Sex, Ninja Turtles, Rookie Mistakes + More


(“Well little lady, what are you willing to do to bring your grades up in this class? Oh, you’re already a straight-A student? Shit.” / Photo courtesy of CarmenValentina.com)

You asked for it and you got it. CagePotato’s sassy adult film star friend Carmen Valentina has taken time out of her busy schedule to answer an assload of your burning questions. Seriously, she put in some effort on this one, so please show her love by following her on Twitter and visiting her official site, and if you have any more questions for her, drop ’em in the comments section. Stay tuned, because you haven’t seen the last of Carmen around here…

Spicymeatball asks: Have you ever had a boyfriend while working in your film career? If yes, what are some of the challenges trying to have a relationship while being an adult actress. Do you save anything special for your significant other?

Yes, dating someone in the adult industry (pornchick, stripper, etc.) is challenging. It really depends on your view of sex and your level of confidence. Most guys have wanted to bang a pornchick, but not a lot have the confidence to handle dating one, and want the girl to change everything about themselves once they are officially dating. I can handle compromise, but not someone who will try to control me.

Everyone has different boundaries. The biggest problem I’ve had is when people aren’t honest about what exactly those boundaries are. If you want the bragging rights of dating a chick in the adult biz but can’t handle competition, or are a firm believer in monogamy, then you should really find someone that shares your same values and beliefs. Trust me there is someone out there for everyone.


(“Well little lady, what are you willing to do to bring your grades up in this class? Oh, you’re already a straight-A student? Shit.” / Photo courtesy of CarmenValentina.com)

You asked for it and you got it. CagePotato’s sassy adult film star friend Carmen Valentina has taken time out of her busy schedule to answer an assload of your burning questions. Seriously, she put in some effort on this one, so please show her love by following her on Twitter and visiting her official site, and if you have any more questions for her, drop ‘em in the comments section. Stay tuned, because you haven’t seen the last of Carmen around here…

Spicymeatball asks: Have you ever had a boyfriend while working in your film career? If yes, what are some of the challenges trying to have a relationship while being an adult actress. Do you save anything special for your significant other?

Yes, dating someone in the adult industry (pornchick, stripper, etc.) is challenging. It really depends on your view of sex and your level of confidence. Most guys have wanted to bang a pornchick, but not a lot have the confidence to handle dating one, and want the girl to change everything about themselves once they are officially dating. I can handle compromise, but not someone who will try to control me.

Everyone has different boundaries. The biggest problem I’ve had is when people aren’t honest about what exactly those boundaries are. If you want the bragging rights of dating a chick in the adult biz but can’t handle competition, or are a firm believer in monogamy, then you should really find someone that shares your same values and beliefs. Trust me there is someone out there for everyone.

Sex is just sex — at least to me — and sex at home is much different to a porn set. You can be on set for hours, there are delays, and while it can be fun sometimes it can also be mechanical. When I have sex at home away from the set, I am able to enjoy it and I don’t have to worry about my angles, the camera, the lighting, or worry where the cum shot is going to be. Porn sex can be amazing, but sex at home is just as great and when it’s under my terms there is real passion behind it.

If by saving anything for a special someone you mean he gets a free pass to have threesomes with various pornstars and strippers, than yeah I guess that can be considered special. I have to admit, it is fun to watch the guy you are into bang the shit out of another chick. It turns me on!

Fried Taco asks: Do you fantasize about doing jiu-jitsu with a guy, and then having it turn into sex? Because that’s what we fantasize you fantasizing about.

Is that why guys always want to work from my inside guard in BJJ practice? Those bastards!

ExpectJesusBro asks: Who’s your favorite current champion in MMA? Fav of all time?

Duh!

SethF asks: Who is your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Michelangelo. I think he was the more carefree one of the bunch. Plus I can totally see him moving on in his life having a beer gut, watching UFC at some dive sports bar, eating pizza, and bitching about how back in his day they had no weight classes or time limits.

El Famous Burrito asks: Dan Severn stripped naked between two parked cars in a rock quarry before going to work. Can you beat that?

How about having sex on the hood of a car at a Wal-Mart parking lot at 3am in front of the garden center with some guys from the graveyard shift watching? Your move, Mr. Severn.

RwilsonR asks: Both MMA and adult films have had to work hard to gain some level of mainstream acceptance. Can you tell us about what got you into MMA as a fan, and what got you into films as an actress?

The day I really got into MMA, was on a date with a guy and we went to Hooters to go and watch a WEC fight with some of his buddies. I never really watched it before, but it was exciting. I don’t remember who was fighting but it was a damn good fight! Pretty soon I was hooked and forgot about the fact that the guy was a total cheap bastard who took me to Hooters on a date. I became completely obsessed with the sport and tried to learn everything about it after that.

I was always curious about getting into porn. It wasn’t for the money. It was for the simple fact that I fantasized about fucking in front of other people watching me. It was such a turn-on to think about. Then, when I was in college I saw an ad looking for xxx models. I applied, and I have to admit, I was nervous walking through the door, but when I got to start taking my clothes off, I began to be aroused. Since then, I just kept doing more. Why stop something that is fun and enjoyable?

As far as Porn and MMA gaining mainstream acceptance, not sure that was really a question, but I don’t think it will ever be 100% embraced by everyone. But the more educated people get about it, the less it will be demonized by the general public.

RwilsonR asks: What do you think is the best fight that could/should be made in all of MMA right now?

I’m going to say Ben Fowlkes vs. Ariel Helwani. Winner is in the mix to challenge CP champ Ben Goldstein. Wonder what the betting lines would look like for that? If Dana White can’t make that happen, the second best fight I would love to see would have to be Jon Jones vs. Anderson Silva.

ExpectJesusBro asks: What advice would you give to young aspiring fellas who would like to begin a professional career in adult film?

You need confidence above all else. If you can let your junk hang out in front of at least six of the douche-iest Cage Potato members while they all make rude comments, get and maintain an erection with a room full of crew members watching you and still cum on the girl when they tell you to cum…then you need to take your ass to porn valley and get an agent. On a side note, drink lots of pineapple juice and egg whites before a scene, you’ll thank me later.

Viva Hate asks: Scatting or golden showers?

Which ever one makes you feel at home Viva Hate. If you let me pee in your mouth though, I’m totally recording it.

Fried Taco asks: When you’re having sex, do you ever think “Wow, this must be what it feels like to be in a fight!”?

If I don’t feel like you took me into the championship rounds, then you’re doing it wrong.

On the next page: Career highlights, rookie mistakes, and her fantasy matchup with GSP.