BREAKING NEWS: Brittney Palmer to Take Her Clothes off in Playboy!!!

Okay, we know you spend your work days imagining this picture [above] only NAKEDER. But soon, you will no longer need to imagine those sugar plums dancing in your head as Christmas arrives early with.

Okay, we know you spend your work days imagining this picture [above] only NAKEDER. But soon, you will no longer need to imagine those sugar plums dancing in your head as Christmas arrives early with the news that Brittney Palmer will be the March 2012 issue of Playboy‘s cover girl. Palmer told MMAWeekly:

It’s so flattering. At the end of the day, I’m an Octagon girl, I hold the card and that’s what I thought. Then everyone kind of reached out and didn’t want me to go, and it was such a big reaction, it’s flattering.

Thanks for paying our kindness forward, Brittney. I love the giving spirit of the holidays.

Brittney Palmer is Nice to Us. We Really Should Get Her Some Flowers or Something.

In an ongoing effort to keep us turned on, Brittney Palmer’s Fighters Only photo shoot pictures have been released. It’s been a big week for the newest UFC Octagon Girl, who kindly starred in a Mortal Kombat video with a Playboy Playmate…hint hint, Playboy! And then she teased us with a bit of nakedness…hint hint again, […]

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In an ongoing effort to keep us turned on, Brittney Palmer’s Fighters Only photo shoot pictures have been released. It’s been a big week for the newest UFC Octagon Girl, who kindly starred in a Mortal Kombat video with a Playboy Playmate…hint hint, Playboy! And then she teased us with a bit of nakedness…hint hint again, Playboy! And today we get to enjoy a bit of her Fighters Only pictorial below. Thank you, Brittney. Everyone remember this when the Fighters Only World MMA Awards nominations come around!



Also, check out the new and improved: BrittneyPalmer.com and show your love. But not like that. Keep your computer screen clean. Don’t be disgusting.

Brittney Palmer’s Behind-the-Scenes “Showgirls” Photo Shoot (VIDEO)

You’ve seen the pictures, now check out how it was done. Our friends at MMA 30 bring you this exclusive video of Brittney Palmer’s super sexy photo shoot inspired by “Showgirls” the movie.

You’ve seen the pictures, now check out how it was done. Our friends at MMA 30 bring you this exclusive video of Brittney Palmer’s super sexy photo shoot inspired by “Showgirls” the movie.

Brittney Palmer Vs. a Playboy Playmate in “Gamer Next Door” (VIDEO)

It’s a great day for Brittney Palmer fans as we just posted her hot new “Showgirls” photo shoot below and now we have her fighting Playboy Playmate, Jo Garcia in the “Gamer Next Door”. The two girls are sexually suggestive and there’s moaning, plus they’re playing Mortal Kombat! I don’t know about you but I’m […]

It’s a great day for Brittney Palmer fans as we just posted her hot new “Showgirls” photo shoot below and now we have her fighting Playboy Playmate, Jo Garcia in the “Gamer Next Door”. The two girls are sexually suggestive and there’s moaning, plus they’re playing Mortal Kombat! I don’t know about you but I’m not gonna have to peruse the porn sites tonight and I may even, (as Brock Lesnar would say) “get on top of my wife tonight.”

Brittney Palmer Photos Inspired by “Showgirls” Movie

Our friends at MMA 30 have launched a series of photo shoots based on iconic Las Vegas films to pay tribute to the city that launched the MMA sport. Their first in the series is with UFC Octagon goddess, Brittney Palmer as she does her best “Showgirls” impression. It wasn’t too much of a stretch […]

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Our friends at MMA 30 have launched a series of photo shoots based on iconic Las Vegas films to pay tribute to the city that launched the MMA sport. Their first in the series is with UFC Octagon goddess, Brittney Palmer as she does her best “Showgirls” impression. It wasn’t too much of a stretch for Palmer, who is a former burlesque dancer. The photos are amazing because a naked Brittney Palmer with all her curves is 100 percent hotter than a naked Elizabeth Berkley. Check out the pictures from her shoot below and watch the behind-the-scenes segment from MMA 30 by checking listings here.




Can the UFC Octagon Girls Outshine the Jersey Shore Girls on Their Own Turf?

UFC 128 hits the Prudential Center in New Jersey this Saturday night, and as we write this our favorite Octagon Girls are landing in Jersey territory. But can our UFC lovelies stand up to the “Jersey Shore” girls if heaven forbid a fist pumping smash outbreak occurs…and what on earth exactly would that be? […]

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UFC 128 hits the Prudential Center in New Jersey this Saturday night, and as we write this our favorite Octagon Girls are landing in Jersey territory. But can our UFC lovelies stand up to the “Jersey Shore” girls if heaven forbid a fist pumping smash outbreak occurs…and what on earth exactly would that be? I don’t know but let’s pit our girls against theirs, just for fun’s sake and see who comes out on top.

First we put our two heavy hitters head-to-head:
Jenni “JWoww” Farley vs. Arianny Celeste
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Let’s face it, both are the hottest of their crew. Both have fantastic implants. But only one has graced the cover of Playboy. Celeste takes the victory, by a total KO!

Next we move onto the darlings of the two groups:
Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola vs. Brittney Palmer
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This is a tough call. These two seem to measure up quite equally. Both have nice stomachs and nice smiles. But oops! Just yesterday, an all too NSFW picture of Sammi Sweetheart surfaced on the internet and well…frankly, it’s a bit too tacky for our taste. We’ll gladly wait for Brittney Palmer’s impending Playboy Pictorial. A Unanimous Decision win for Palmer!

Onto the final round in our Jersey Shore vs UFC Octagon Girls battle…

Here we have our toughest challengers:
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi vs. Chandella Powell
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We know what you’re thinking…. DRAW right? Absolutely not! We may have found the only photo in existence that makes Chandella look hot (and yes, we unfairly used it above instead of going with this one) but trust us, we’ve seen her up close and personal and yes, we’d smash that. Points deducted on Chandella for not being the most photogenic, but come on… Snooki? There’s a reason those thighs touch! Nature probably doesn’t want you going in there. Her thighs should actually be permanently fused together. Powell scores a very big submission (of our hearts) win here. We wouldn’t even choose Snooki if we were locked into an arm bar and it was tap [that] or suffer a broken arm.

So there you have it! We don’t have to worry. Our UFC Octagon Girls can definitely hold their own in Jersey.