Dana White: ‘Cris Cyborg Committed Professional Suicide’

Cristiane “Cyborg” Santos signed her entire career away the moment she ever decided to join forces with Tito Ortiz, according to UFC President Dana White. The unending, venomous feud between Ortiz and White has enough layers to warrant its own TV series. Unfortunately for Cyborg, it’s all about being on the wrong side at the […]

Cristiane “Cyborg” Santos signed her entire career away the moment she ever decided to join forces with Tito Ortiz, according to UFC President Dana White. The unending, venomous feud between Ortiz and White has enough layers to warrant its own TV series. Unfortunately for Cyborg, it’s all about being on the wrong side at the […]

Only Cris Cyborg Can Bring Out Greatness in UFC Champion Ronda Rousey

Marloes Coenen is one of the best fighters in the history of women’s MMA. A former Strikeforce champion at 135 pounds, she’s put the hurt on opponents all over the globe for more than 12 years. On the ground, she has 15 submission wins. On her feet, she has years of experience with Golden Glory, […]

Marloes Coenen is one of the best fighters in the history of women’s MMA. A former Strikeforce champion at 135 pounds, she’s put the hurt on opponents all over the globe for more than 12 years. On the ground, she has 15 submission wins. On her feet, she has years of experience with Golden Glory, […]

Tito Ortiz Defends Cris Cyborg on ‘Cheating’ Accusations, Slams Forrest Griffin

Tito Ortiz is back in the headlines, this time for defending client Cris “Cyborg” Santos. Ortiz, now a manager, no longer does his fighting in the Octagon but from behind a desk. The manager of Cyborg tweeted that “cheating” in the UFC is now accepted. Obviously, we can infer that he is referring to the […]

Tito Ortiz is back in the headlines, this time for defending client Cris “Cyborg” Santos. Ortiz, now a manager, no longer does his fighting in the Octagon but from behind a desk. The manager of Cyborg tweeted that “cheating” in the UFC is now accepted. Obviously, we can infer that he is referring to the […]

Cris Cyborg Has No Right To Fight Ronda Rousey Above 135 Pounds

If Ronda Rousey is the fastest rising star in mixed martial arts, Cristiane “Cyborg” Santos must be the complete opposite. Just last year, Cyborg was riding an 11-fight win streak, having successfully defended the Strikeforce Women’s …

If Ronda Rousey is the fastest rising star in mixed martial arts, Cristiane “Cyborg” Santos must be the complete opposite. Just last year, Cyborg was riding an 11-fight win streak, having successfully defended the Strikeforce Women’s Featherweight Championship in brutal fashion for a third time.  Now, the former pound-for-pound top female fighter in the world […]

Ronda Rousey vs. Cris Cyborg Is the Biggest Fight Strikeforce Can Make

It’s no secret that one of the few remaining big-ticket fights that Strikeforce can put together—at least at the moment—is a women’s title fight between bantamweight champion and rising superstar Ronda Rousey and former featherw…

It’s no secret that one of the few remaining big-ticket fights that Strikeforce can put together—at least at the moment—is a women’s title fight between bantamweight champion and rising superstar Ronda Rousey and former featherweight champion Cris Cyborg. Cyborg, of course, can’t fight at the moment. She’s currently serving a one-year suspension for testing positive […]

‘Cyborg’ Santos is Going with the Old “Tainted Supplements” Defense

Damn it! Why can’t any of MY supplements be tainted?!?

Well, that didn’t take long. Less than 24-hours after Cris Santos was fined and suspended by the California State Athletic Commission for failing her post-fight steroid test at “Strikeforce: Melendez vs Masvidal”, the now former Strikeforce women’s 145lb Champion has released a statement.

There are many hands a fighter can play after failing a PED test. There’s the ‘Bullshit Laboratory” defense, the “Recovering from an Injury” excuse, the “Poor Self Image” defense, and the increasingly popular “Deficient Testicles” defense. While some of these may have been invoked by “Cyborg”, she’s going with the tried and (possibly) true “Tainted Supplements” defense. It allows the busted fighter to admit that they are guilty of not closely monitoring their nutritional intake, but innocent of any deliberate wrong doing. And, if you’re keeping score, it’s been used by damn near every fighter ever busted for steroids.

But enough about what Santos could have said. Here she is, in her own words…

Damn it!  Why can’t any of MY supplements be tainted?!?

Well, that didn’t take long. Less than 24-hours after Cris Santos was fined and suspended by the California State Athletic Commission for failing her post-fight steroid test at “Strikeforce: Melendez vs Masvidal”, the now former Strikeforce women’s 145lb Champion has released a statement.

There are many hands a fighter can play after failing a PED test. There’s the ‘Bullshit Laboratory” defense, the “Recovering from an Injury” excuse, the “Poor Self Image” defense, and the increasingly popular “Deficient Testicles” defense. While some of these may have been invoked by “Cyborg”, she’s going with the tried and (possibly) true “Tainted Supplements” defense. It allows the busted fighter to admit that they are guilty of not closely monitoring their nutritional intake, but innocent of any deliberate wrong doing. And, if you’re keeping score, it’s been used by damn near every fighter ever busted for steroids.

But enough about what Santos could have said. Here she is, in her own words

“I would like to sincerely apologize to StrikeForce, the Zuffa organization, Hioko Yamanaka and my fans for my failed drug test.

I am ultimately responsible for everything I put in my body, and at the end of the day, there is no excuse for having a prohibited substance in my system. I do not condone the use of any performance enhancing drugs by myself or any other professional athlete, and willingly accept the penalties and fines that have been handed down to me by the California State Athletic Commission and those of the StrikeForce/Zuffa organization.

While I was preparing myself for my last fight I was having a difficult time cutting weight and used a dietary supplement that I was assured was safe and not prohibited from use in sports competition. It was never my intention to obtain an unfair advantage over Hiroko, mislead StrikeForce, the Commission or my fans. I train harder than any fighter in MMA and do not need drugs to win in the cage, and I have proven this time and time again! My only mistake is not verifying the diet aid with my doctor beforehand, and understanding that it was not approved for use in the ring. Unfortunately in the end I suffer the consequences and must accept the responsibility for my actions.

I will do everything I can to show my fans that I can still compete at the professional level without the use of any prohibited substances, and ask God’s forgiveness for my mistake.

Cris Santos – Curitiba, Brazil January 7th, 2012

There you have it, Nation. You’re willing to accept this as a simple dietary mistake and move on, right? Cool. Next story, please.

 

Chris Colemon