“Double-KO to the Nuts in a Christian Fight” Delivers Exactly What It Promises

(God smites them down at the 1:03 mark.)

The greatest YouTube title of the day goes to “Double-KO to the Nuts in a Christian Fight,” which is actually a clip from that Fight Church documentary that you probably never watched. MiddleEasy passed this along yesterday evening, and if you want to see a double-knockout via simultaneous low blows in a Muay Thai fight held at a place of worship, this is the best video for you, at this particular moment.

Short version: The guy in red trunks knees the balls of the guy in black trunks, who lands an uppercut (!) to the junk of the guy in red trunks at the same time, and then they pray about it. Not bad, but I feel like both of these guys would get murdered by Benny “Hurricane” Hinn.


(God smites them down at the 1:03 mark.)

The greatest YouTube title of the day goes to “Double-KO to the Nuts in a Christian Fight,” which is actually a clip from that Fight Church documentary that you probably never watched. MiddleEasy passed this along yesterday evening, and if you want to see a double-knockout via simultaneous low blows in a Muay Thai fight held at a place of worship, this is the best video for you, at this particular moment.

Short version: The guy in red trunks knees the balls of the guy in black trunks, who lands an uppercut (!) to the junk of the guy in red trunks at the same time, and then they pray about it. Not bad, but I feel like both of these guys would get murdered by Benny “Hurricane” Hinn.

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(Ten common Nick Diaz boxing combinations, illustrated with fight footage. Very cool. / Props: Julian Bati via Reddit MMA)

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[VIDEO] The Fight Church Trailer is a Glorious Buffet of Moral Contradictions

I’ve never been the type of guy to (openly) take pot-shots at Christianity, or any religion for that matter (diff’rent strokes for diff’rent folks, I always say), nor would I ever sit down with someone of faith and poke holes in the theology they believe to be concrete. As long as someone doesn’t force their religious beliefs upon you like fact, what harm can they really be doing? What I’m trying to say is, LEAVE TEBOW ALONE, YOU GUYS.

But this Fight Church thing, however, I just don’t know.

Oh, you haven’t heard about Fight Church? According to the film’s websiteFight Church is “a documentary about Christianity and fighting directed by Academy Award Winner Daniel Junge and Bryan Storkel.” More specifically, it’s a true story about a group of Christian ministers in New York that use MMA and kickboxing as a means to spread their message, and it comes with the nifty little tagline “Can you really love your neighbor as yourself and then punch him in the face?”

We’ve touched on this documentary before, but the trailer featuring UFC stars Jon Jones and Ben Henderson only recently dropped, so check it out above and join us in discussion after the jump.

I’ve never been the type of guy to (openly) take pot-shots at Christianity, or any religion for that matter (diff’rent strokes for diff’rent folks, I always say), nor would I ever sit down with someone of faith and poke holes in the theology they believe to be concrete. As long as someone doesn’t force their religious beliefs upon you like fact, what harm can they really be doing? What I’m trying to say is, LEAVE TEBOW ALONE, YOU GUYS.

But this Fight Church thing, however, I just don’t know.

Oh, you haven’t heard about Fight Church? According to the film’s websiteFight Church is “a documentary about Christianity and fighting directed by Academy Award Winner Daniel Junge and Bryan Storkel.” More specifically, it’s a true story about a group of Christian ministers in New York that use MMA and kickboxing as a means to spread their message, and it comes with the nifty little tagline “Can you really love your neighbor as yourself and then punch him in the face?”

We’ve touched on this documentary before, but the trailer featuring UFC stars Jon Jones and Ben Henderson only recently dropped, so check it out above and join us in discussion after the jump.

To Fight Church’s credit, the film does seem to take aim at the moral contradiction inherent in preaching love of your fellow man one minute and choking that very man unconscious the next. It doesn’t take a genius to see the connective tissue that exists between fighting and religion: both require dedication, understanding, and maybe even a bit of delusion. Both have served as safe havens for troubled souls and could be described as therapeutic by those who practice them.

But it’s the moment that these pastors start comparing the trials and tribulations of Jesus Christ to those found in the octagon that I begin to cringe.

Like I said, I’m not a very religious person (I would consider myself more a deist than anything else) and haven’t been to church since Sunday School, but I have a hard time believing that the practice of pummeling your foe into unconsciousness or submission is something that Christ would have supported. One of his more famous quotes, from John 13:34-35, states “A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you are also to love one another. By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.” Corinthians 13:13 states, “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.” I could go on.

The point is, no such love exists when the cage door closes. Fighters respect one another, sure. In some instances, they become lifelong friends with one another even after doing battle. Do you remember Scott Smith and Pete Sell ending their exchanges with high-fives and hugs at the TUF 4 Finale? Because I sure as shit do. But when Sell crippled Smith with that body shot, and when Smith dropped Sell with that Hail Mary (no pun intended) right hand, they did it with the sole intention of hurting each other as badly as need be.

And that’s the moral quandary that Fight Church seems to focus on. The problem is, the answer to the question it’s posing — “Can you really love your neighbor as yourself and then punch him in the face?” is a definitive “Helllllll no” in my book. Unless you’re the Ultimate Warrior, that is, in which case you can pretty much do whatever the f*ck you want.

True conviction to one’s religion is not cherry-picking selections from the book you have vowed to model yourself after and omitting others at your leisure, it’s fully dedicating yourself to the binding constraints of the beliefs you supposedly value more than life itself. I’m not saying it’s the correct model to live by, but it is a model. And that’s my issue with the pastors of punishment (new band name, called it) placed center stage in Fight Church. Because as the guiding figure of my life, Ron Swanson, once stated, “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

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MMA: Inside the Cage #95 — “One Sport Under God” [VIDEO]

Our always-entertaining bros at MMA: Inside the Cage are back with their latest episode, featuring these must-see highlights…

6:58: A knockout that defines the phrase “sitting duck.”

9:37: An exclusive first look at the documentary Fight Church, from the producers of The Hammer, about a Christian ministry in New York that uses MMA and kickboxing as a means to spread their message. “Can you love your neighbor as yourself and then at the same time knee him in the face as hard you can?”

17:44: One-legged flyweight MMA fighter Matt Betzold faces off against Rudolph Kennedy at WFF 8 on May 12th. Betzold secures the takedown right away, opens Kennedy’s forehead up with an elbow, and sinks the rear-naked choke, evening his pro record to 3-3.

Give it a look, and be sure to follow Casey and Cyrus on Facebook and Twitter!

Our always-entertaining bros at MMA: Inside the Cage are back with their latest episode, featuring these must-see highlights…

6:58: A knockout that defines the phrase “sitting duck.”

9:37: An exclusive first look at the documentary Fight Church, from the producers of The Hammer, about a Christian ministry in New York that uses MMA and kickboxing as a means to spread their message. “Can you love your neighbor as yourself and then at the same time knee him in the face as hard you can?”

17:44: One-legged flyweight MMA fighter Matt Betzold faces off against Rudolph Kennedy at WFF 8 on May 12th. Betzold secures the takedown right away, opens Kennedy’s forehead up with an elbow, and sinks the rear-naked choke, evening his pro record to 3-3.

Give it a look, and be sure to follow Casey and Cyrus on Facebook and Twitter!