(“Where’s your other fist and why do they call you ‘Master’ anyway?”)
Just a friendly reminder that the UFC is on Japanese time this weekend, so everything will be happening a bit later than usual.
Today’s weigh-ins are going down at 11:00 pm ET and we’ll have the live stream for you below.
Will the fighters play up to the Japanese crowd? Will young local girls cover their mouths and laugh when fighters disrobe? Will Akiyama cause mass hysteria and women to pass out? Will Dana be booed by the PRIDE faithful?
All of these questions and more will be answered in a few minutes.