Video: Georges St. Pierre Beats Some Ninja Ass for the Google Nexus 7

(Props: Patrick Boivin)

Since his knee rehab has prevented him from competing until November, Georges St. Pierre has been spending his free time working on a new character — “Dr. Paul,” who can be best described as Jean Claude Van Damme and Bas Rutten having a three-way drug bender with Fred. In this new unboxing* video for the Google Nexus 7, GSP shows off the merchandise, then defends it from a trio of animated ninjas. Good stuff. I mean, I’m not buying that thing, what with the existence of the iPad and all, but still, good effort guys.

* “Unboxing” is a video pornography sub-genre that nerds use to masturbate between cosplay sessions. Freaks. You’re all freaks.


(Props: Patrick Boivin)

Since his knee rehab has prevented him from competing until November, Georges St. Pierre has been spending his free time working on a new character — “Dr. Paul,” who can be best described as Jean Claude Van Damme and Bas Rutten having a three-way drug bender with Fred. In this new unboxing* video for the Google Nexus 7, GSP shows off the merchandise, then defends it from a trio of animated ninjas. Good stuff. I mean, I’m not buying that thing, what with the existence of the iPad and all, but still, good effort guys.

* “Unboxing” is a video pornography sub-genre that nerds use to masturbate between cosplay sessions. Freaks. You’re all freaks.

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Greetings and salutations Mitchaholics, first and foremost I would just like to say that I hope you all had an incredibly sexy New Year’s celebration. I, myself, enjoyed a wonderful brunch with my fiancé’ Eva Longoria on New Year&#8217…

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The Mitch-A-Palooza 2010 MMA Awards: Midgets, Babes and Ninjas