Don Frye told us that he’d be back after his UFC 168 installment of “Predator’s Predictions”, and since the only lie he ever told was that he’d call your mother the next day, “The Predator” has returned with UFC 169 in his crosshairs this time around.
What’s that, you say? There’s actually a different UFC event going down this weekend on Fox? THE PREDATOR HAS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR MIDDLING CABLE TV CARDS. And if you don’t like how he does business, he’s sure there’s a Designing Women marathon with your name on it playing somewhere, bud.
After opening up this edition of “Predator’s Predictions” by alienating his dissenters as pathetic girlie-men and thanking Seth Macfarlane for bringing back Brian on Family Guy, Frye launches right into his usual mix of whiskey-soaked predictions and occasionally misogynistic insights. A few highlights:
–On Dominick Cruz’s latest injury: “I didn’t know Cruz had a groin.”
–On Ali Bagautinov: “Ali…Boobanov. He’s like the Tazmanian Devil on crack.”
–On Ricardo Lamas: “I remember Lorenzo from the hit TV show Renegade 17 years ago.”
–-On Ricardo Lamas, again: “You say that your favorite technique is ‘whatever wins me the fight.’ In your fight against Jose Aldo, I might recommend a baseball bat or a gun.”
–-On Renan Barao: “He looks like Veeter Belfort’s mini-me.”
If your voice doesn’t drop three octaves after watching this video, you’re either a eunuch or already dead.
-J. Jones
Don Frye told us that he’d be back after his UFC 168 installment of “Predator’s Predictions”, and since the only lie he ever told was that he’d call your mother the next day, “The Predator” has returned with UFC 169 in his crosshairs this time around.
What’s that, you say? There’s actually a different UFC event going down this weekend on Fox? THE PREDATOR HAS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR MIDDLING CABLE TV CARDS. And if you don’t like how he does business, he’s sure there’s a Designing Women marathon with your name on it playing somewhere, bud.
After opening up this edition of “Predator’s Predictions” by alienating his dissenters as pathetic girlie-men and thanking Seth Macfarlane for bringing back Brian on Family Guy, Frye launches right into his usual mix of whiskey-soaked predictions and occasionally misogynistic insights. A few highlights:
–On Dominick Cruz’s latest injury: “I didn’t know Cruz had a groin.”
–On Ali Bagautinov: “Ali…Boobanov. He’s like the Tazmanian Devil on crack.”
–On Ricardo Lamas: “I remember Lorenzo from the hit TV show Renegade 17 years ago.”
–-On Ricardo Lamas, again: ”You say that your favorite technique is ‘whatever wins me the fight.’ In your fight against Jose Aldo, I might recommend a baseball bat or a gun.”
–-On Renan Barao: “He looks like Veeter Belfort’s mini-me.”
If your voice doesn’t drop three octaves after watching this video, you’re either a eunuch or already dead.
-J. Jones