Major props to Babes of MMA are in store for enlightening us about ring girl Alisha Dander, a Vancouver, BC native who has strutted her stuff for Maximum Fighting Championship and Aggression Fighting Championship among others. The “#1 Ring Card Girl” over at Never Tap, Alisha is not just your run-of-the-mill pretty face with nothing going on upstairs, but in fact makes her living as a full-time Psychiatric Nurse when she isn’t carrying cards or modeling professionally, which she has been doing since she was 14.
Check out some of our favorite photos of Alisha in the gallery after the jump, and make sure to follow Ms. Dander on Twitter and Facebook.
Major props to Babes of MMA are in store for enlightening us about ring girl Alisha Dander, a Vancouver, BC native who has strutted her stuff for Maximum Fighting Championship and Aggression Fighting Championship among others. The “#1 Ring Card Girl” over at Never Tap, Alisha is not just your run-of-the-mill pretty face with nothing going on upstairs, but in fact makes her living as a full-time Psychiatric Nurse when she isn’t carrying cards or modeling professionally, which she has been doing since she was 14.
Check out some of our favorite photos of Alisha in the gallery above, and make sure to follow Ms. Dander on Twitter and Facebook.
Props to QuestionableStoppage.com for introducing us to Whitney Conner, an NPC Bikini competitor and fitness model who made her ring girl debut at Titans Cage 7 earlier this month. Whitney has been featured in Fitness Gurls Magazine and Glam Fit Magazine, she’s modeled for HSN and Telemundo, and she’s as strong as she is foxy. Check out a few of our favorite Whitney Conner photos in the gallery below, and get to know her better on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
Props to QuestionableStoppage.com for introducing us to Whitney Conner, an NPC Bikini competitor and fitness model who made her ring girl debut at Titans Cage 7 earlier this month. Whitney has been featured in Fitness Gurls Magazine and Glam Fit Magazine, she’s modeled for HSN and Telemundo, and she’s as strong as she is foxy. Check out a few of our favorite Whitney Conner photos in the gallery above, and get to know her better on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
Bonus video: Whitney Conner bikini shoot, by Alex Tirado.
Back by popular demand is World Series of Fighting ring girl Jessica Sutton, an Elk Township, New Jersey native who has been featured in Maxim, Babes of MMA, and Busted Coverage and now makes her triumphant return to our Hot Potato gallery.
A four-year cross-country track star throughout high school, Jessica has been keeping busy ever since moving to Las Vegas. Aside from getting her license in cosmetology, Jessica is now the host of her own home improvement show on Youtube, “The Real Tool Time”, where she “tackles the transformation of her home in Las Vegas, documenting the challenges of demolition work, laying tile down, creating a workshop, wiring lighting and electrical – taking on home improvement projects that every good homeowner should.”
Wait, so she’s not only a smokin’ hot ring girl, but a Home Improvementfan *and* someone who knows her way around a reciprocating saw? DIBS, YOU GUYS.
Check out some of Jessica’s latest photos above from photographer Brian B. Hayes, follow her on Twitter, and be sure to look for her in action at WSOF 9: Carl vs. Palhares on March 29th.
Back by popular demand is World Series of Fighting ring girl Jessica Sutton, an Elk Township, New Jersey native who has been featured in Maxim, Babes of MMA, and Busted Coverage and now makes her triumphant return to our Hot Potato gallery.
A four-year cross-country track star throughout high school, Jessica has been keeping busy ever since moving to Las Vegas. Aside from getting her license in cosmetology, Jessica is now the host of her own home improvement show on Youtube, “The Real Tool Time”, where she “tackles the transformation of her home in Las Vegas, documenting the challenges of demolition work, laying tile down, creating a workshop, wiring lighting and electrical – taking on home improvement projects that every good homeowner should.”
Wait, so she’s not only a smokin’ hot ring girl, but a Home Improvementfan *and* someone who knows her way around a reciprocating saw? DIBS, YOU GUYS.
Check out some of Jessica’s latest photos above from photographer Brian B. Hayes, follow her on Twitter, and be sure to look for her in action at WSOF 9: Carl vs. Palhares on March 29th.
Props to Babes of MMA for introducing us to Cyndie Franchi, a French model and MMA ring girl originally from Corsica who now splits her time between Marseille and Paris. In addition to carrying round-cards for local fight promotions like Fightway Challenge, Cyndie’s work as a glamour model has appeared in such notable cheesecake-mags as FHM France, Maxim France, Dymelife, and Red Hot Kittens Magazine.
Cyndie spends her free time practicing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and is involved in various humanitarian efforts related to sick and disabled children. Her philosophy on being a glamour model goes like this:
“I have always loved the era of Marilyn Monroe. Being a woman with explosive curves, with a certain sensuality, a sexy woman and assertive! A woman who gives some desire to men! Every women love to give pleasure to a man or men! Every human being likes to please in general, that’s a fact! Give dreams to men is a pleasant thing! It is good to dream nowadays for something or someone!”
Makes sense to us! Check out lots more great Cyndie Franchi photos in the gallery below, and follow her life on Facebook and twitter. [*Note: The photos near the end of the gallery are slightly NSFW.]
Props to Babes of MMA for introducing us to Cyndie Franchi, a French model and MMA ring girl originally from Corsica who now splits her time between Marseille and Paris. In addition to carrying round-cards for local fight promotions like Fightway Challenge, Cyndie’s work as a glamour model has appeared in such notable cheesecake-mags as FHM France, Maxim France, Dymelife, and Red Hot Kittens Magazine.
Cyndie spends her free time practicing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and is involved in various humanitarian efforts related to sick and disabled children. Her philosophy on being a glamour model goes like this:
“I have always loved the era of Marilyn Monroe. Being a woman with explosive curves, with a certain sensuality, a sexy woman and assertive! A woman who gives some desire to men! Every women love to give pleasure to a man or men! Every human being likes to please in general, that’s a fact! Give dreams to men is a pleasant thing! It is good to dream nowadays for something or someone!”
Makes sense to us! Check out lots more great Cyndie Franchi photos in the gallery above, and follow her life on Facebook and twitter. [*Note: The photos near the end of the gallery are slightly NSFW.]
UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste and UFC women’s bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey have a lot in common in that they’re both women who have posednude before. And while one of them is a former Olympian and the other is a former Ring Girl of the Year winner (2x!), it appears that the latter isn’t too high on how the former carries herself.
Yes, the woman whose breasts nearly destroyed CagePotato back in 2010 recently sat down with MMAJunkie radio (not nude on a hotel balcony, as previously speculated in this article’s title) to plug her show, Overhaulin‘. After a thirty second discussion about her social media presence that felt four hours long, the conversation eventually shifted to whether or not Celeste felt that Rousey was a good role model for our nation’s yoots. Her answer was so deeply profound that upon hearing it, Deepak Chopra allegedly threw his hands in the air and declared his life a sham:
I don’t really like the way she carries herself. I don’t think she’s a good role model for women. I think that women should empower each other and give each other a little pat on the back. (Ed. note: Or sometimes, a kiss on the backside.)
She’s paving the way for women’s MMA, and I’ve made being a UFC Octagon Girl into a career. She should definitely recognize that and be nice.
“The key to being a successful fighter…is being nice.” — Arianny Celeste
(F*CK YEAH, FEMINISM!)
UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste and UFC women’s bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey have a lot in common in that they’re both women who have posednude before. And while one of them is a former Olympian and the other is a former Ring Girl of the Year winner (2x!), it appears that the latter isn’t too high on how the former carries herself.
Yes, the woman whose breasts nearly destroyed CagePotato back in 2010 recently sat down with MMAJunkie radio (not nude on a hotel balcony, as previously speculated in this article’s title) to plug her show, Overhaulin‘. After a thirty second discussion about her social media presence that felt four hours long, the conversation eventually shifted to whether or not Celeste felt that Rousey was a good role model for our nation’s yoots. Her answer was so deeply profound that upon hearing it, Deepak Chopra allegedly threw his hands in the air and declared his life a sham:
I don’t really like the way she carries herself. I don’t think she’s a good role model for women. I think that women should empower each other and give each other a little pat on the back. (Ed. note: Or sometimes, a kiss on the backside.)
She’s paving the way for women’s MMA, and I’ve made being a UFC Octagon Girl into a career. She should definitely recognize that and be nice.
“The key to being a successful fighter…is being nice.” — Arianny Celeste
Obviously, Celeste is commenting on Rousey’s heel-esque turn in recent months/years, which has branded the champion as “crazy” in many an MMA fans eyes. While Rousey’s brash, unforgiving personality is seemingly turning off more fans by the day, it’s also fueling said fans desire to see her fail. It’s building her brand. In a division that is essentially a feeder system for Rousey, the outside possibility of seeing her fall from her pedestal could be the factor that puts asses in seats as her career progresses. The matchups themselves sure won’t, that’s for sure.
The fact is, Ronda Rousey is the antithesis of what MMA fans (and apparently, Ms. Celeste) expect of a female fighter, let alone one on her level. Without reducing this to a “sexism in MMA” argument, it is interesting to note that the same people who double over with laughter whenever Chael Sonnen embraces his heel role recoil with disgust whenever Rousey does the same. Maybe it’s because they feel that Rousey’s grating personality is more genuine than Sonnen’s, or maybe it’s simply because they, like Ms. Celeste, expect a woman to be prim, proper, and “nice” (or “fake nice” as Rousey would likely put it) even when they break arms for a living.
Then again, considering the source of criticism here is a woman whose understanding of feminism is right up there with Farrah Abraham’s, maybe we’ve already read too far into Celeste’s statements.
If you’re not familiar with MMAMania’s Jesse Holland, well, he’s kind of like the Gene Shalit or Pete Hammond of MMA writing, in that he specializes in pun-ridden “articles” with upworthy headlines that are usually bereft of any intellectual or comedic value whatsoever. I realize the irony in saying this just a day after writing an article composed mainly of dog gifs, but there’s a fine line between intentional absurdity and plain corniness (or creepiness) and Mr. Holland has dragged his ass along that line under the false guise of “MMA reporting” for far too long.
You see, when Jesse isn’t cramming as much loathsome and nonsensical puns into an article as humanely possible — puns like “Jugs, not drugs” (while discussing Miesha Tate’s breasts) or “cuckoo for Cuoco’s puffs” (on the Henry Cavill/Gina Carano split) — he’s probably penning alliteration-heavy headlines using sickening, pornography-based puns to lure in the middle school troglodytes who actually find his material humorous. He’s the Peeping Tom version of Eric Holden, essentially, but with a semi-respectable publication to back his self-masturbatory musings.
In any case, one of Mr. Holland’s favorite subjects to cover is that of UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer (or should I say, Brittney Palm-Her), who you might have heard hosts a web series called “Hot & Slow,” which itself is an incredibly lame pun. After reading Jesse’s most recent gag-inducing headline, “Brittney Palmer squirting on camera during FOX ‘Slow & Hot’ painting webisode” we (I) decided that someone had to put an end to his click-baiting agenda or at least call him out on it. Because while CagePotato may be a website that is 50% ring girl galleries and and 50% MMA reporting (okay, 60-40), we at least grant our readers the common courtesy of occasional subtlety.
So join us after the jump as we take a look back at 10 of the creepiest lines Holland has written about Brittney Palmer in the hopes that he will end this MMA charade and just get a job with OMG! Insider already.
If you’re not familiar with MMAMania’s Jesse Holland, well, he’s kind of like the Gene Shalit or Pete Hammond of MMA writing, in that he specializes in pun-ridden “articles” with upworthy headlines that are usually bereft of any intellectual or comedic value whatsoever. I realize the irony in saying this just a day after writing an article composed mainly of dog gifs, but there’s a fine line between intentional absurdity and plain corniness (or creepiness) and Mr. Holland has dragged his ass along that line under the false guise of “MMA reporting” for far too long.
You see, when Jesse isn’t cramming as much loathsome and nonsensical puns into an article as humanely possible — puns like “Jugs, not drugs” (while discussing Miesha Tate’s breasts) or “cuckoo for Cuoco’s puffs” (on the Henry Cavill/Gina Carano split) — he’s probably penning alliteration-heavy headlines using sickening, pornography-based puns to lure in the middle school troglodytes who actually find his material humorous. He’s the Peeping Tom version of Eric Holden, essentially, but with a semi-respectable publication to back his self-masturbatory musings.
In any case, one of Mr. Holland’s favorite subjects to cover is that of UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer (or should I say, Brittney Palm-Her), who you might have heard hosts a web series called “Hot & Slow,” which itself is an incredibly lame pun. After reading Jesse’s most recent gag-inducing headline, “Brittney Palmer squirting on camera during FOX ‘Slow & Hot’ painting webisode” we (I) decided that someone had to put an end to his click-baiting agenda or at least call him out on it. Because while CagePotato may be a website that is 50% ring girl galleries and and 50% MMA reporting (okay, 60-40), we at least grant our readers the common courtesy of occasional subtlety.
So join us after the jump as we take a look back at 10 of the creepiest lines Holland has written about Brittney Palmer in the hopes that he will end this MMA charade and just get a job with OMG! Insider already.
#4 – “Brittney has been getting some stiff competition from Bellator girl Jade Bryce, who’s done some work for Playboy herself and, of course, the reigning queen of cage card girls, Arianny Celeste, is always ready to show off her assets.” (also from ”Video: Brittney Palmer 2013 calendar photo shoot sneak peek“)
Look, Jesse, I get that the occupation of (some of) these women is to be ogled over, and I’m also aware of the long and strange history between MMA and Porn, but show some restraint for Christ’s sake, will you? At this point, you’re basically the drunk old man at the bar harassing the cute bartender, who is forced to smile through clenched teeth while you repeatedly tell her that she has “an ass built for plowing.” Get it? Because, like, “ass” can mean “donkey,” which is kind of like a horse, which are sometimes used to “plow” fields? CAN I HAZ PAYCHECK NOW.
