UFC 128 hits the Prudential Center in New Jersey this Saturday night, and as we write this our favorite Octagon Girls are landing in Jersey territory. But can our UFC lovelies stand up to the “Jersey Shore” girls if heaven forbid a fist pumping smash outbreak occurs…and what on earth exactly would that be? I don’t know but let’s pit our girls against theirs, just for fun’s sake and see who comes out on top.
First we put our two heavy hitters head-to-head:
Jenni “JWoww” Farley vs. Arianny Celeste
Let’s face it, both are the hottest of their crew. Both have fantastic implants. But only one has graced the cover of Playboy. Celeste takes the victory, by a total KO!
Next we move onto the darlings of the two groups:
Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola vs. Brittney Palmer
This is a tough call. These two seem to measure up quite equally. Both have nice stomachs and nice smiles. But oops! Just yesterday, an all too NSFW picture of Sammi Sweetheart surfaced on the internet and well…frankly, it’s a bit too tacky for our taste. We’ll gladly wait for Brittney Palmer’s impending Playboy Pictorial. A Unanimous Decision win for Palmer!
Onto the final round in our Jersey Shore vs UFC Octagon Girls battle…
Here we have our toughest challengers:
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi vs. Chandella Powell
We know what you’re thinking…. DRAW right? Absolutely not! We may have found the only photo in existence that makes Chandella look hot (and yes, we unfairly used it above instead of going with this one) but trust us, we’ve seen her up close and personal and yes, we’d smash that. Points deducted on Chandella for not being the most photogenic, but come on… Snooki? There’s a reason those thighs touch! Nature probably doesn’t want you going in there. Her thighs should actually be permanently fused together. Powell scores a very big submission (of our hearts) win here. We wouldn’t even choose Snooki if we were locked into an arm bar and it was tap [that] or suffer a broken arm.
So there you have it! We don’t have to worry. Our UFC Octagon Girls can definitely hold their own in Jersey.