(Woah! They got Paul Gasol’s younger brother with downs to model these shirts?!! *dials frantically*)
OH MY GOD, REEBOK IS HAVING A FIRE…SALE.
That’s right, diehard fans of the UFC and/or slightly tilted fonts, less than a month after the official fight kits were revealed by Reebok via a hilariously bizarre and grammatically ambiguous powerpoint presentation ceremony, they are already going on sale! What once cost a downright insulting $95 to own now comes to you at a still-far-too-high-but-slightly-less-shameful $79.98!! This is a one-time only offer that in no ways signifies that the #fightkits are #notselling because they look like #fightshit (#branding).
Already ordered a #fightkit for the exorbitant price of $95? Well TOUGH LUCK, GOOFBALL!! Maybe complain about it on Twitter and have Dana White throw a completely unrelated insult at you about your ugly dumb face and/or lack of followers. You know, like the Presidents of all major corporations do!! (*chops 2×4 in half*) Boo-yah!!!
Again, the UFC wants you to know that suddenly lowered price of these fight kits IN NO WAY reflects that they are not selling like gangbustas, because they definitely are! As UFC President Dana White explained in a recent (and completely falsified) interview…
“Okay, you f*ckin’ dummies, the thing that happened there was, Reebok found a way to develop their f*ckin’ super advanced, seamless mesh for cheaper or some sh*t, and now they’re passing the savings on to you! So quit f*cking complain or else you’re not a real f*ckin’ fight fan!! And if you don’t like the kits, we don’t f*ckin’ need you anyway!!!”
So head over to Reebok’s online store today and pick up your official UFC fight kit for just $79.98, or wait a week and pick one up for $59.98*. And when you walk into the gym you trane UFC at, remember, people are losing their jobs so you could wear a unimaginative, misspelled pullover from a third-rate apparel company! HYEAHHH!! #UFCfightkit #WorldFuckingDomination
*Goes great with an official UFC hot dog brander
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