(“I’ll be there in a minute, mom. First I need to go pwn these noobs on CagePotato.”)
After reading through the entries for this week’s caption contest, we have one thing to say: “Damn we miss our old kids. Those fuckers were funny and they didn’t bitch a quarter as much as you little bastards.”
But like any good parent, we just smile and lie through our teeth when we tell everyone how smart and great you ugly neanderthals are. We’re stuck with you, so we might as well make the best of it, right…*cough….Xeno…cough*?
Anyway, since we had to pick a winner, we chose the three that sucked the least. Seriously. We gave you guys three chances to knock it out of the park and the best you did was the equivalent LOL-wise of a Family Circus comic? Son, I am disappoint.
Check them out below, and remember that it ain’t easy to be funny, as you can tell by most of the entries we received.
*drops mic and walks away like Andrew Dice Clay*
BarefootJesus
(“If you think this is bad, you should see what Bonnar was saddled with.”)
Yazloz18
(Chuck’s got that look in his eyes.)
Morningwood
(“Ok Clay, calmly point to how far up your ass my hand is now.”)
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