UFC on Fuel 9 went down Saturday from Stockholm, Sweden. The bed-headed phenom Gegard Mousasi. The immortal Ilir Latifi. “The Scarecrow” Pablo Garza. The globular sporting arena.
But if you live in the United States, perhaps you missed it, seeing as how it aired Saturday morning and afternoon. Did you have “other plans?” Do you have a “life outside of watching MMA fights?”
That’s where I come in. I ushered my grandmother out of the house. I barricaded myself in the basement. And I watched every contest, Facebook and Fuel. In other words, I acted like a responsible adult.
And now, you can reap the fruits of my anti-socialism. Rejoice! Here are the grades for every main-card fighter.