(The MMA media in a nutshell, except replace Jade Bryce with Dana White and Eric Holden with any credentialed “journalist” in the business. / Photo via Examiner.com)
By the CagePotato.com staff
The MMA media is a diverse bunch, ranging from actual professionals to despicable bottom-feeders like us. However, there are trials and tribulations that we can all relate to, and which ultimately unite us. For example…
1. You’ve been called a Zuffa shill whenever you say something positive about the UFC.
2. You’ve been called an anti-Zuffa hack whenever you say anything negative about the UFC.
3. You complain about all the free UFC events you have to watch on cable.
4. You abide by the list of topics to not talk about.
5. A fighter had threatened to slap your or otherwise cause you bodily harm.
6. A fighter has motorboated you.
7. A fighter has humped you.
8. You’ve seen the word “exclusive” used so many times that it has lost all meaning.
9. You never leave home without your tape recorder, notepad, fake nose, and shock pen.