You know that cliche, “never judge a book by its cover?” Today, we toss that out the window and get as superficial as we can.
I know what you’re think. You’re thinking, “I’m not superficial, I don’t let appearances affect my opinion of anything or anyone.”
It is an epidemic in our society: people are just too deep.
All I ask is that all you beautiful people do your best to bear with me for this one short article. Afterwards, you can go back to being the embodiments of depth that define Bleacher Report readers.
To establish some criteria for our exercise we will ignore the talent each camp hosts, we shall pay no homage to the legacy of its coaches and we certainly will not recognize the contributions the gym has made to the sport of MMA.
I stuck to recognizable gyms to limit the field a bit. All gyms on the list boast at least one well-known fighter.
But keep in mind, just because a gym is represented by a fellow or two that look like artists when they fight, this means nothing. Once again, we must be very, very shallow.
We aren’t looking for depth, we are just in the mood for something pretty.
Now let’s go objectify some gyms!