The 20 Best MMA Moments of 2012 so Far

Hard to believe we’re already rounding the quarter pole of 2012. And here I sit; still haven’t finished the novel, still haven’t gone sky diving, still haven’t taken the Forrest Gump tour. Box of chocolates, Forrest? How about a box of disappointments?…

Hard to believe we’re already rounding the quarter pole of 2012. And here I sit; still haven’t finished the novel, still haven’t gone sky diving, still haven’t taken the Forrest Gump tour. Box of chocolates, Forrest? How about a box of disappointments?

One thing I have been able to accomplish, though, is watch a lot of MMA. And now I present a list of the 20 best MMA moments of the year, 25 percent of the way through 2012.

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The 10 Fighters the UFC Should Cut

Cuts happen. It’s a basic bumper-sticker fact of life if you make your living as a professional fighter.There are lots of reasons behind roster turnover. Maybe you’re getting old. Maybe you’ve been injured too long. Maybe you’re a pain in the neck. May…

Cuts happen. It’s a basic bumper-sticker fact of life if you make your living as a professional fighter.

There are lots of reasons behind roster turnover. Maybe you’re getting old. Maybe you’ve been injured too long. Maybe you’re a pain in the neck. Maybe you’re just not good enough. Or maybe it’s some combination of the above.

In any case, here are 10 fighters the UFC should consider introducing to the egress.

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The 25 Best Fighters to Appear on the Ultimate Fighter

Who would have thought TUF would one day overtake M*A*S*H? I’d wager no one saw that coming back in 2005. Let’s travel back in time, shall we? On the big screen, the Sith was exacting his revenge, …

Who would have thought TUF would one day overtake M*A*S*H?

I’d wager no one saw that coming back in 2005. Let’s travel back in time, shall we? On the big screen, the Sith was exacting his revenge, young Harry Potter was sneaking swigs from the Goblet of Fire, and Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson introduced audiences everywhere to the Stage 5 Clinger.

Meanwhile, on the small screen, in an overlooked corner of the basic cable universe, a little revolution was beginning.

Fifteen seasons, 240 fighters, very few format changes and one network relocation later, The Ultimate Fighter—the first vehicle to bring mixed martial arts to the water cooler—is still kicking along (and holding its own in the ratings department).

And though it has a ways to go to catch the venerable M*A*S*H in years on the air and the ratings scale, it has already outlasted the long-running sitcom if you’re scoring by seasons.

I don’t know about you, but to me, it never gets old. I love watching fights with no background noise except the coaches and teammates. And I admit it: I like the action in the house, too. No matter how predictable it is, I never tire of watching the house gadfly finally get charged, with everyone holding the guy back and shouting things like, “Don’t let him take your dreams, man! You hit him, he wins!” Great stuff.

So in honor of the most real of reality shows, here are the 25 best fighters to graduate from the TUF house.

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Beyond Drug Tests: MMA Should Consider Clear Fighter Conduct Policy

Zuffa recently began requiring all fighters to pass a drug test before signing with the UFC or Strikeforce. Is it a nice step forward? Indubitably. Will it prevent problematic figures from behaving badly and in so doing&nb…

Zuffa recently began requiring all fighters to pass a drug test before signing with the UFC or Strikeforce. Is it a nice step forward? Indubitably. Will it prevent problematic figures from behaving badly and in so doing wash said figures out of the MMA discourse? No, it won’t.

Nothing can, really, short of replacing the human brain with microchips. And while we wait for the arrival of our computer overlords, the drumbeat of troublesome headlines continues. This month, it’s road rage beatings and awful felony sexual assault. Next month, who knows? It’s a big world out there.

Still, with more eyes on their brands than ever before, now might be a good time for Zuffa to consider a wide-ranging fighter conduct policy. It’s not a panacea, but it’s a key move that would show how serious the UFC and Strikeforce are about their fighters and their growing platform.

Before we dive in, it might be good to set some context. I realize most fighters are respectful and respectable people. They work incredibly hard and are devoted to their craft, their fans and their communities. Every Fernando Rodrigues or Brett Rogers is matched in triplicate by a Jon Jones or a Cain Velasquez. I know that, and you know that.

But I also know that MMA isn’t like other sports. If you need a full explanation, you’re reading the wrong article. But suffice it to say that when it comes to this conversation, the sport has three things working against it that most other sports do not.

First, it’s fighting. 

Second, it doesn’t have a well-defined feeder system to siphon off the bad fruit (or at least flag it for closer inspection). Once you reach the NFL or NBA, you’ve spent at least some time on a college campus (unless you’re Brandon Jennings). Major League Baseball and hockey have deep farm systems. Sure, MMA has college wrestling and minor-league-type promotions, but there’s very little organization and no clear requirements or way stations, explicit or implicit.

Third, MMA is seeking a foothold on the mainstream landscape, and doing so against some pretty strong headwinds. Might as well admit that the human cockfighting thing is never completely going away. But there’s more. Other teams and leagues are national brands that carry entire cities or regions on their backs. In my opinion, no matter how talented, charismatic and good-natured a fighter is, he or she is never going to be grand marshal of a tickertape parade. 

To put it another way, other sports have solid and longstanding client relationships. MMA, even the UFC, is still making a lot of cold calls.

So with all that in mind, you want to put your best foot forward. That means a clear and public code of conduct that goes beyond drug testing. Dana White recently said he believes such a code is unnecessary. I respectfully beg to differ.

In the Zuffa of today, UFC fighter Miguel Torres gets cut for an off-color tweet, but Brandon Saling gets a Strikeforce contract despite being a neo-Nazi and convicted rapist. He has since been released, but the damage was already done.

In devising such a code, Zuffa can take a page from the NFL player code of conduct, which reserves the right to levy all sorts of punishments for all sorts of “conduct detrimental.” It would be complicated, but not undoable. Keep your nose clean when you’re out in public. Leave the proverbial job at the proverbial office.

But given the aforementioned lack of a feeder system, it should go a step further and include a routine background check. Employers across the workforce use these all the time to make sure they’re not, you know, hiring convicted rapists.

If a fighter runs afoul of the law while under contract, what would the punishments be? Fines, suspensions, lifetime bans. It doesn’t matter as long as they are consistent, have teeth and fit the crime. Assault, in particular, should be met with a particularly low threshold of tolerance.  

Here’s a suggestion for comparatively lesser crimes: demotion. All the more reason to set up Strikeforce as the AAA UFC (which also helps address the lack of a feeder system). There is precedent for using such a tactic punitively: New Jersey Nets head coach Avery Johnson sent lottery pick Terrence Williams down to the NBA D-League as punishment.

You can have a clear policy and still leave yourself plenty of flexibility. The two are not mutually exclusive. A drug testing policy is not the same as a criminal behavior or personal conduct policy. There are simply too many stripes in the conduct rainbow to limit it to just one band. Zuffa undoubtedly knows that and should expand their public policies accordingly, just as they are expanding into other new frontiers on the sporting landscape.

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UFC on FUEL TV 2: The 10 Best Swedish Fighters in MMA

Go ahead. Do the Muppet voice.Laugh it up about the inexpensive lampshades, the confectionery pop music and the autistic crime fighters with the ostentatious tramp stamps.  Fair warning, though. Their meatballs are off-limits in these parts. …

Go ahead. Do the Muppet voice.

Laugh it up about the inexpensive lampshades, the confectionery pop music and the autistic crime fighters with the ostentatious tramp stamps.  

Fair warning, though. Their meatballs are off-limits in these parts. Because those things are delicious. DELICIOUS, I say!

Sweden may have a checkered international rep, but they’re getting stronger every day in another uncommon but emerging sort of export market: the MMA fighter. But that’s not news to anyone inside Swedish borders, where UFC on FUEL TV 2, taking place in Stockholm April 14, sold out after three measly hours. That made it the fastest sell out ever for an MMA event in Europe.

Here are the 10 best Swedes currently in the fight biz. This list was harder to narrow down than I had anticipated.

Another fair warning. Save your comments about how so-and-so was actually born somewhere else, or what not. If these guys weren’t born in Sweden, they certainly live there now. So if you make this type of comment without at least referencing this disclaimer, you will have exposed yourself as an unconscientious reader. Quite a tactic, isn’t it? American spies used to refer to this as a barium meal.

I’m sorry for rambling. Please enjoy the slideshow.

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Now for Some Real News: MMA Fighters as Beverages

We interrupt whatever it was you were doing to bring you some important breaking fluff. We just broke it out of the fluff machine. Come one, come all. It doesn’t come any fresher.A few of us were sitting around the old virtual newsroom recently, and it…

We interrupt whatever it was you were doing to bring you some important breaking fluff. We just broke it out of the fluff machine. Come one, come all. It doesn’t come any fresher.

A few of us were sitting around the old virtual newsroom recently, and it comes over the ticker that we needed some inches on which MMA fighters could be compared to different beverages. Like so-and-so would be Diet Sprite, so-and-so would be a Buttery Nipple and so forth.

So I did what any self-respecting slideshow writer would do. I immediately spun out of my chair and started hitting the pavement. That’s one of the main ingredients in fluff. But you have to crush the pavement up before you can make fluff with it, so I keep bats around. It’s all in a day’s work, you know? Save your accolades. I’m no big hero.

Anyway, here it comes. Ten active MMA fighters and the beverages they would be, if they were beverages. No beverages were harmed in the making of this fluff.

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