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By the CagePotato.com Staff
They were undeniable truths — until suddenly, they weren’t. Check out our latest list below, and ask yourself: What do I believe now that will turn out to be utter bullshit someday?
1. Alistair Overeem will become the UFC heavyweight champion in less than a year.
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2. There’s no way a boxer could ever beat a mixed martial artist under MMA rules.
3. Rickson’s record is 400-0. No, seriously.
4. Mark Hunt is a washed up has-been…but this McCorkle kid looks promising.
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5. When Gina Carano retires, it’ll be the end of women’s MMA.
6. Georges St. Pierre and I have built a genuine connection over Twitter.
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7. Steven Seagal is one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.
8. Nobody can finish Minotauro Nogueira.
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9. Okay, so maybe he can be finished, but nobody can submit Nogueira.
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