Bob Sapp and the Top 10 MMA Fighters That I’m Pretty Sure I Could Take

Bob Sapp is one scary, scary looking dude (and his laugh is even scarier).  All the intimidation in the world, though, can’t save him from being an “F-list” fighter at this stage in his career, and for that, I would like to propose a slideshow.&nb…

Bob Sapp is one scary, scary looking dude (and his laugh is even scarier).  

All the intimidation in the world, though, can’t save him from being an “F-list” fighter at this stage in his career, and for that, I would like to propose a slideshow. 

Look, I’m not a fighter.  

I’m 6’3″, 215 lbs. of pure college student, keyboard warrior goodness.  

Even though I lack any sort of formal training, after seeing Sapp’s last 156 fights, I’m pretty sure I could rush him, punch him once and make him tap.  

These recent performances of Sapp’s got me thinking: What other fighters would I actually stand a chance against?

Here is my compilation of the top 10 fighters who I would actually consider standing across from in the UFC Octagon.  

Note: For the sake of relevancy, I’m keeping the list to UFC/ex-UFC fighters (except for Sapp, of course).  

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