Brittney Palmer is to MMA what a plate of fried chicken drizzled in hot fudge is to Rosie O’Donnell, and that is simply an addiction.
Come to think of it, you could drench a basketball in chocolate syrup and Rosie O’Donnell would become addicted faster than a pot-smoking hippopotamus, but that is beside the point.
Ever since the lovely Palmer decided to take a step back from her Octagon girl duties with the Ultimate Fighting Championship to pursue artistic ambitions, fans have gone ballistic on social networking websites begging for her to return.
The MMA community wants to see their favorite brunette back on their television screens during UFC programming.
Two weeks ago on the debut of MMA Mass Debation Radio, Palmer announced that she will in fact return to the organization, but she is taking time off to go after her artistic dreams and build an empire of epic paintings.
Certainly, fans can respect and admire the ambition and drive that Ms. Palmer possesses, but as previously mentioned, MMA fans are addicted to Brittney Palmer.
Having been kept from seeing her beautiful smile and trillion-dollar body in recent UFC events, fans are starting to go through withdrawal symptoms.
Those fans are in for a treat on September 4th because Palmer is returning to MMA Mass Debation Radio, but this time she will be joining yours truly as a guest co-host.
For the full one hour and 30 minutes of live radio, Palmer will be on the air to fulfill the addiction of all of her loyal fans and supporters.
As your current reigning sexyweight champion, I feel it is my utmost duty to give all of my Mitchaholics what they want to see.
MMA is the fastest growing sport in the world because of our incredibly passionate fanbase. The people made this sport and, therefore, MMA needs a podcast for the people.
There are way too many media outlets producing radio programming that is either way too serious, way too censored or just flat out, way too ridiculously boring.
MMA Mass Debation is a podcast that is guaranteed to make you laugh, guaranteed to make you smile and absolutely guaranteed to leave you with a feeling of satisfaction that surpasses that of any feeling you have ever experienced in your life as an MMA fan.
Palmer and I will be joined by MMA’s sexiest photographer, Tracy Lee of Combat Lifestyle and Yahoo Sports, for an interview of awesomely awesome proportions.
We will also discuss many of the hot topics buzzing around the MMA world right now.
Those topics include but are not limited to: Jon Jones’ manager sending a three-foot tall belly dancing midget to Quinton Jackson’s training camp to spy on Jackson’s training, UFC 134 rocking the casbah in Brazil, Cain Velasquez and Junior dos Santos signed to make history on FOX and much more.
Our phone lines will be open throughout the broadcast for fans to call in and Mass Debate with the best-looking radio show hosts in the history of Internet radio.
The episode airs live this Sunday, starting at 12:00 p.m. pacific standard time and concluding at 1:30 p.m. PST. The podcast will be available at the link below.
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