(“Why are we even talking about Anderson Silva? I saved that guys career and he’s yet to mail me a thank you card.” Props: NaturalBornKillerMMA)
Get in your Internet-reading now before Aeolus knocks our power out…
Dana White on Dan Henderson, Possibility of Overeem vs. Lesnar, Ortiz vs. Franklin (BleacherReport)
The 50 Best Submissions in the History of MMA (Complex)
Windy Starr Lopez Takes us Deeper (BabesofMMA)
The History Behind UFC 134: Brazil’s Top 10 Best UFC Moments (TheRugged)
Kazushi Sakuraba Returns to Meet Undefeated Submission Ace Yan Cabral at DREAM.17 (MMAFighting)
Joe Namath Wants To Make The Ladies Wet: A Gallery Of Cheerleaders In The Rain (WithLeather)
To White Michael Vick, and Beyond (TheBigLead)
18 Perplexing Band Names Explained (MTV Clutch)
Lenny Dykstra Creepily Exposed Himself to Women (Guyism)
Nutrition and Hydration Tips for Running a Marathon (Bullz-Eye)
“Bucky Larson” vs. “Jack & Jill” — Which Sandler Movie Looks More Terrible? (Filmdrunk)
The Military Has Banned Farts, You Guys (HolyTaco)
Celebrate “National Go Topless Day” With This Celebrity Hand-Bra Gallery (MadeMan)
9 Beloved Children’s Characters Who Are Obviously Gay (ScreenJunkies)
20 Amazing Photos of Sofia Vergara (TuVez)
Heavy Bag Double Kick Fail (Break)