Our friends at Cage Potato were kind enough to post the latest installments of MMA fighter and porn star, War Machine formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver who is currently serving time on assault charges.
The most entertaining portion of the blog comes from War Machine’s admission that he is close to masturbating with sandwich meat:
What else… sexual withdrawals anyone? Last time I went this long without some action was in the TUF house… I can’t imagine a year of this, FUCK!! I think some days I jerk it 3+ times! HAHA! I’d do anything for a warm apple pie or something… lol… Shit, in a few more months I’ll settle for a cold bologna sandwich!! LMAO!
You can read War Machines full blogs here.