Just because the UFC is taking a week off, doesn’t mean MMA does. There is a mass of exciting fights going on this weekend, though, to be honest…
Some are going to be more exciting than others. So to decide which fights are worth watching I invented a system to rank the probability that a match will make us fans salivate.
Here’s the breakdown.
*=Only use this as an aide to cure insomnia. Or a method of torture.
**=Drink enough alcohol and this fight might entertain you.
***=Decent fight. Just like most matinee movies you won’t remember it three hours after it happened, but you’ll enjoy yourself while your watching it.
****=A good fight. Something that will keep you on your toes every once in a while and you’ll have a smile on your face the next morning as you remember it.
*****=Are you glad you saw this fight? It had a little bit of everything and it will get you through Monday at work when you wonder why you need your paycheck. It might even be something you brag about watching.
******=They don’t get much better than this. Your voice is a little hoarse from all the yelling, but it was worth it. It’ll be hard getting to sleep, and by tomorrow, you will have read every scrap of post-fight news you can find on the web.
*******=They don’t get any better than this! Ever! Forget sleep as you won’t be getting much, if you get any at all. You will be refreshing news pages for new articles and breaking information, and by Friday your voice still won’t sound normal.
So with that done, let’s get started!
