The Non MMA Fan’s Guide to Gina Carano


(Photo via Zimbio. And yes, this is another rip-off of a much-better article. Deal with it.)

By Ben Goldstein

Tomorrow marks the long-delayed theatrical release of Haywire, a movie we’ve been huffing and puffing about since 2009. Obviously, the only reason we care about this film is because of its lead actress, Gina Carano. If you’re a regular reader of CagePotato.com — or any MMA site for that matter — you’re already fully aware of who Gina Carano is. But maybe you’re here by accident, or because you found one of our articles while looking for information on the movie. (And if that’s the case, we welcome you. Some of our most loyal readers came to us through random late-night searches for “How do I get traps like Tom Hardy in Warrior?“)

At any rate, you may be wondering, “Who is this mysterious brunette with the gravelly voice? And why haven’t I heard of her before?” Great questions, my new friend. Let’s run it down…

Who is Gina Carano?
Gina Carano is a Muay Thai kickboxer turned MMA fighter turned actress. She also did a stint as an American Gladiator in 2008, where she was feared for her brutality towards old people. And now she’s starring in an action flick called Haywire, in which she plays Mallory Kane, a super-spy betrayed by her own team. The movie hits theaters on Friday.

Has she been in other movies before this one?
Technically, yes. In 2009, she appeared in a low-budget street-fighting movie called Blood and Bone, along with Michael Jai White, Kimbo Slice, and Bob Sapp. Other than that, Gina’s entertainment resume is limited to video games and reality shows.

So how did an athlete with virtually zero movie experience get cast in the lead role of a prominent action movie?


(Photo via Zimbio. And yes, this is another rip-off of a much-better article. Deal with it.)

By Ben Goldstein

Tomorrow marks the long-delayed theatrical release of Haywire, a movie we’ve been huffing and puffing about since 2009. Obviously, the only reason we care about this film is because of its lead actress, Gina Carano. If you’re a regular reader of CagePotato.com — or any MMA site for that matter — you’re already fully aware of who Gina Carano is. But maybe you’re here by accident, or because you found one of our articles while looking for information on the movie. (And if that’s the case, we welcome you. Some of our most loyal readers came to us through random late-night searches for “How do I get traps like Tom Hardy in Warrior?“)

At any rate, you may be wondering, “Who is this mysterious brunette with the gravelly voice? And why haven’t I heard of her before?” Great questions, my new friend. Let’s run it down…

Who is Gina Carano?
Gina Carano is a Muay Thai kickboxer turned MMA fighter turned actress. She also did a stint as an American Gladiator in 2008, where she was feared for her brutality towards old people. And now she’s starring in an action flick called Haywire, in which she plays Mallory Kane, a super-spy betrayed by her own team. The movie hits theaters on Friday.

Has she been in other movies before this one?
Technically, yes. In 2009, she appeared in a low-budget street-fighting movie called Blood and Bone, along with Michael Jai White, Kimbo Slice, and Bob Sapp. Other than that, Gina’s entertainment resume is limited to video games, documentariesreality shows, and magazine covers.

So how did an athlete with virtually zero movie experience get cast in the lead role of a prominent action movie?
You can credit Haywire‘s director, Steven Soderbergh, who discovered Gina while flipping through the channels one day and seeing one of her fights: “I see Gina coming out. She’s got the cornrows; she’s got the warrior affect. I thought, ‘Wow, that’s interesting.’ She destroyed this woman in a cage, and I just hadn’t seen anything like this before. I kinda filed it away. I just thought it she was a fascinating combination of elements.”

Then, Soderbergh got fired from the film Moneyball, and Gina got TKO’d in a Strikeforce title fight, and suddenly both of them had some free time on their hands. Soderbergh reached out, and things progressed fairly quickly from there. But Steven Soderbergh’s weird like that. He had previously cast Sasha Grey as the lead actress in his 2009 film The Girlfriend Experience, even though all of Grey’s previous film roles involved…well, Google her if you really want to know.

Was Gina a good fighter in her prime?
Definitely. She went 12-1-1 as a Muay Thai kickboxer, then won her first seven MMA fights against legitimate opponents like Rosi Sexton, Tonya Evinger, and Kaitlin Young. But she’ll be remembered not so much for her skill in the cage as for her significance — she was the sport’s first bonafide female star, and is still the biggest female star that MMA has ever seen. Her May 2008 fight against Young was the first women’s MMA bout to be broadcast on network television.

But that one girl beat the crap out of her right? “Rita Robot,” or something?
You mean Cristiane “Cris Cyborg” Santos. Yes, she indeed beat the crap out of Gina. But keep in mind that Cris Cyborg may have been on steroids at the time, which calls into the question the legitimacy of the win.

Where’s Gina from?
She was born in Dallas County, Texas. Her father, Glenn, was a backup quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. (Glenn Carano is better known to MMA fans as “the hero who dropped the towel.”)

How did a pretty girl like Gina get into fighting in the first place?
Her ex-boyfriend trained with acclaimed Muay Thai instructor Master Toddy, and brought Gina by the gym one day. Upon first meeting her, Toddy said, and we’re quoting here, “Oh no baby, baby you fat, you need to lose weight!” That was enough to inspire Gina to get in shape. If you need help imagining what a fat Gina Carano might look like, click here or here.

Has she dated anybody famous?
Does the name “Kit Cope” mean anything to you?

…?
No, she’s never dated anybody famous.

What’s up with the scars on her left arm?
Nobody knows. It’s a long story that she hasn’t shared yet.

Is Gina Carano ever going to return to MMA?
She says she’s not sure, and has expressed interest in pursuing more movie roles rather than go back to her old life as a cage-fighter. But according to MMA journalists Jim Genia and Matthew Polly — whose opinions we generally respect — Gina’s performance in Haywire is so bad that future film opportunities might not present themselves. Overall, reviews of the movie from MMA news outlets have tended to be less-than-glowing, although the action scenes look pleasingly brutal.

My God, is this Gina Carano?
No, that’s Jamie Koeppe, but that photo is commonly mistaken for Gina by desperate fans. Sorry to crush your dreams, guys.

And the Winner of the Haywire Caption Contest Is…


(“I’d like you to go in there and switch outfits with Ewan. And that’s not a suggestion if you ever want to work in Hollywood again.”)

We had some somewhat hilarious (and many, many more not so hilarious) entries in last week’s Haywire caption contest, but unfortunately for everyone else who wanted a shirt with a picture of Gina Carano choking out Michael Fassbender on it, there can only be one winner.

First, let’s take a look at our runners up, who win nothing but the satisfaction of knowing they made someone nearly laugh kinda smile with something they posted on the Internet.

Here are some of our *other* favorites in no particular order:

Kid Clam Curtains:
Steven: “…so you combine the two words and you get the term ‘gunt’.”
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Gina: “Haha NOW it makes sense.”
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Ewan: “Wait, I still don’t get it.”

Tyr:
Ewan McGregor: “Ooohhh you beat up people for a living, i thought you said beat off…. Well this is awkward.”

NomadRip:
Soderbergh: “Seriously. That guy that just left. Paxton or Pullman? I have no idea.”

scottdy:
“You realize I could kill you and the chick with the scarf in the blink of any eye?”

shatterproof:
Gina Carano and Ewan McGregor meet a young jewish boy riddled with cancer. Another wish fulfilled.

Check out the winner after the jump.


(“I’d like you to go in there and switch outfits with Ewan. And that’s not a suggestion if you ever want to work in Hollywood again.”)

We had some somewhat hilarious (and many, many more not so hilarious) entries in last week’s Haywire caption contest, but unfortunately for everyone else who wanted a shirt with a picture of Gina Carano choking out Michael Fassbender on it, there can only be one winner.

First, let’s take a look at our runners up, who win nothing but the satisfaction of knowing they made someone nearly laugh kinda smile with something they posted on the Internet.

Here are some of our *other* favorites in no particular order:

Kid Clam Curtains:
Steven: “…so you combine the two words and you get the term ‘gunt’.”
.
Gina: “Haha NOW it makes sense.”
.
Ewan: “Wait, I still don’t get it.”

Tyr:
Ewan McGregor: “Ooohhh you beat up people for a living, i thought you said beat off…. Well this is awkward.”

NomadRip:
Soderbergh: “Seriously. That guy that just left. Paxton or Pullman? I have no idea.”

scottdy:
“You realize I could kill you and the chick with the scarf in the blink of any eye?”

shatterproof:
Gina Carano and Ewan McGregor meet a young jewish boy riddled with cancer. Another wish fulfilled.

And the winner is…

El Famous Burrito:
“A scarf, Buddy Holly glasses and a fat chick…I got a Hipster Bingo!”

Send your mailing address to [email protected], EFB, and we’ll send you your prizes. We know you’ll wear them with pride… except for the poster. It’s going over your bed, isn’t it?

Video of the Day: Gina Carano Makes Jim Norton Do His Best Marty Feldman Impersonation

(Video courtesy of YouTube/opieradio)

It’s funny, the Gina Carano real doll we bought Ben for Christmas says the same three phrases Gina said to morning radio crash test dummy Jim Norton before choking him out on today’s episode of The Opie and Anthony Show.

“I’m just gonna squeeze your throat real quick. I love that I have heels on. It makes it so much easier.”

The difference is, the doll doesn’t make you look like Marty Feldman… or maybe it does, in which case, forget we mentioned it.


(Video courtesy of YouTube/opieradio)

It’s funny, the Gina Carano real doll we bought Ben for Christmas says the same three phrases Gina said to morning radio crash test dummy Jim Norton before choking him out on today’s episode of The Opie and Anthony Show.

“I’m just gonna squeeze your throat real quick. I love that I have heels on. It makes it so much easier.”

The difference is, the doll doesn’t make you look like Marty Feldman… or maybe it does, in which case, forget we mentioned it.

We thought we could all use a little light hearted news after the day we’ve had.

HT: Reader Jim F.

Gina Carano: Why Strikeforce Needs Her Back NOW

Ailing promotion Strikeforce is in dire need of the services of mixed martial artist turned actress Gina “Conviction” Carano, and they need her now. The former women’s Strikeforce title contender has been on a self imposed furlough si…

Ailing promotion Strikeforce is in dire need of the services of mixed martial artist turned actress Gina “Conviction” Carano, and they need her now.

The former women’s Strikeforce title contender has been on a self imposed furlough since she fought and lost to Cristiane “Cyborg” Santos, in the company’s first women’s championship bout back in August of 2009.

Since then, there have been rumors of her possible return to the outfit—Dec. 17, 2011 was a date pencilled in, but nothing came to fruition.

Also, during that period, Carano (7-1 MMA, 0-1 SF) forged an acting career—most recently, the Steven Soderbergh’s action flick Haywire, which is due out for general release on Jan. 20 2012.

Whilst the former face of women’s MMA was transitioning to the art of thespianism, the San Jose-base promotion was in the process of being acquired by the Zuffa-based promotion UFC, which finally took place in March of 2011.

This consequently lead to the sudden demise of the promotion, which to be honest wasn’t exactly fairing well up to them.

At present, Strikeforce is almost in the doldrums and with no pay-per-view to augment their ratings—an injection of sorts is required to keep it from flagging any further.

Gina Carano is the right person for the job, and here are the reasons why.

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Friday Afternoon Link Dump

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(Video courtesy of YouTube/InsideMMA)

– 245 Tebow Photobombs (WorldWideInterweb)

– 25 Laziest Players in NFL History (Complex)

– Celebrity Death Predictions for 2012 (ScreenJunkies)

– Rob! Bingo Card (TuVez)

– Edita Vilkeviciute is Kind of Awesome (Guyism)

– Why Your Girlfriend Should Be Banished From Your Gym (AskMen)

– Dana White Issues Statement on Johnson Missing Weight *Again* (MMAMania)

– 10 Crappy TV Shows Based On Good Movies (Clutch.MTV)

– More Bang for Your Buck With Compound Lifts (TheRugged)

– CollegeHumor is Making an Actual Movie (FilmDrunk)

– Pacquiao Dodges Mayweather Fight Taiwanese Animation Style (TerezOwens)

– 25 Bizarre Flavored Beers (HolyTaco)

– Dos Santos, Aldo and Belfort On Brazil, Futures and More (FightersOnly)

– Released From BAMMA, Marquardt a Free Agent (BleacherReport)

Contest: Caption This Photo for a Chance to Win a ‘Haywire’ Prize Pack


(“Avehay ouyay eensay atwhay wanehay is earingway?” “I owknay. I inkthay atthay is ymay arfscay.” “Guys, I know pig latin. And Gina, you can have your scarf back after the premiere.”)

The fine folks at Relativity Media have generously offered us a Haywire prize-pack to give away to one lucky reader who comes up with the best caption for the photo above.

The rules are simple: post your best (or worst) subtitle for the candid shot of Gina Carano, Ewan McGregor and Steven Soderbergh  above from last week’s premiere for the film in the comment section by 6:00 pm ET today for your chance to take home some swag from the movie including a Haywire t-shirt, bracelet and mini-poster. One entry per reader. The winner will be announced Monday.


(“Avehay ouyay eensay atwhay wanehay is earingway?” “I owknay. I inkthay atthay is ymay arfscay.” “Guys, I know pig latin. And Gina, you can have your scarf back after the premiere.”)

The fine folks at Relativity Media have generously offered us a Haywire prize-pack to give away to one lucky reader who comes up with the best caption for the photo above.

The rules are simple: post your best (or worst) subtitle for the candid shot of Gina Carano, Ewan McGregor and Steven Soderbergh  above from last week’s premiere for the film in the comment section by 6:00 pm ET today for your chance to take home some swag from the movie including a Haywire t-shirt, bracelet and mini-poster. One entry per reader. The winner will be announced Monday.

Haywire opens worldwide on January 20 and if the reviews are any indication, Gina’s performance is solid and more believable that any hollywood actress in an action film. The film is sitting at 100% at RottenTomatoes.com.