Holly Madison has donned the red UFC Octagon Girl bikini twice for us and though we appreciate it, we here at MMAFix feel it’s time to see a new honorary celebrity ring girl. So this is our public letter to Dana White:
Dear Dana,
Thank you for Holly. Now here is our humble request for future celebrity ring girls…
KIM KARDASHIAN
JWOWW
AUDRINA PATRIDGE
HEIDI MONTAG
MILEY CYRUS
Keeping in nature with Holly Madison’s reality star celebrity status and for the simple reason of how they fill out a bikini, we have chosen the above highly qualified candidates. Now, we concede Miley Cyrus is yet to be a reality show castoff and yes, it may not even be her in the frontal nudity picture, but we figure she’s a (Lohan) stone’s throw away from a stint on Celebrity Rehab and we’re pretty sure she’s not too shy about covering up…plus, we ran out of hot reality stars to choose from. It was go with Miley or this Atlanta Housewife here, or this Kate minus 8 here, or this Octomom. Thank you for your thoughtful consideration, Mr. White.
Kindest Regards,
MMAFix
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