Arianny Celeste is Good in a Threesome

We all recall the dynamic Octagon Girl duo that kicked off our interest in the UFC promotion, Amber Nicole and Rachelle Leah. But somewhere along the way, Nicole dropped off and we got this threesome:
Then we sadly lost Leah to television hosting gigs and for some brief period that I don’t even recall, we got […]

We all recall the dynamic Octagon Girl duo that kicked off our interest in the UFC promotion, Amber Nicole and Rachelle Leah. But somewhere along the way, Nicole dropped off and we got this threesome:

Rachelle Leah,  Arianny Celeste,  Ali Sonoma

Rachelle Leah, Arianny Celeste, Ali Sonoma

Then we sadly lost Leah to television hosting gigs and for some brief period that I don’t even recall, we got this threesome:

Anne Rivera,  Arianny Celeste,  Ali Sonoma

Anne Rivera, Arianny Celeste, Ali Sonoma

Then I honestly have no clue why Anne Rivera split the team, but we also lost Ali Sonoma as she went off to almost marry this guy, (which makes us wonder how insane she must be). But that lead us to this threesome:

Arianny Celeste,  Edith Labelle,  Logan Stanton

Arianny Celeste, Edith Labelle, Logan Stanton

And then Edith Labelle got fired for being drunk and hungover and missing UFC 100 or something so we were given this threesome:

Logan Stanton,  Holly Madison,  Arianny Celeste

Logan Stanton, Holly Madison, Arianny Celeste

But Holly Madison was just a surprise replacement and not really an option ’cause she’s a celebrity so they held a search for the next UFC Ring Girl and we got, this threesome:

Logan Stanton,  Arianny Celeste,  Natasha Wicks

Logan Stanton, Arianny Celeste, Natasha Wicks

Then some bad shit must have happened and we were told part of it had to do with this interview Logan Stanton and Natasha Wicks gave to us saying Josh Koscheck faked an eye poke: here and so they were released from their contracts and then we got Chandella Powell and we were still okay with it ’cause we didn’t lose Arianny but then we were like, “Hey UFC! Can we please get another girl?” and UFC said, “Hold on, we’re absorbing WEC and by the first of the new year you’ll get this threesome“:

Chandella Powell,  Arianny Celeste,  Brittney Palmer

Chandella Powell, Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer

We like our 2011 trio quite a bit, but we have to admit, we still miss the original three. Props to UFC for always knowing that no matter what threesome you give us, it better include Arianny Celeste.  But if we could…we’d go back here again:

Ali Sonoma,  Rachelle Leah,  Arianny Celeste

Ali Sonoma, Rachelle Leah, Arianny Celeste

The Fix UFC Celebrity Guest Ring Girl Wish List

Holly Madison has donned the red UFC Octagon Girl bikini twice for us and though we appreciate it, we here at MMAFix feel it’s time to see a new honorary celebrity ring girl. So this is our public letter to Dana White:
Dear Dana,
Thank you for Holly. Now here is our humble request for future […]

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Holly Madison has donned the red UFC Octagon Girl bikini twice for us and though we appreciate it, we here at MMAFix feel it’s time to see a new honorary celebrity ring girl. So this is our public letter to Dana White:

Dear Dana,

Thank you for Holly. Now here is our humble request for future celebrity ring girls…
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KIM KARDASHIAN
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AUDRINA PATRIDGE
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HEIDI MONTAG
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MILEY CYRUS

Keeping in nature with Holly Madison’s reality star celebrity status and for the simple reason of how they fill out a bikini, we have chosen the above highly qualified candidates. Now, we concede Miley Cyrus is yet to be a reality show castoff and yes, it may not even be her in the frontal nudity picture, but we figure she’s a (Lohan) stone’s throw away from a stint on Celebrity Rehab and we’re pretty sure she’s not too shy about covering upplus, we ran out of hot reality stars to choose from. It was go with Miley or this Atlanta Housewife here, or this Kate minus 8 here, or this Octomom. Thank you for your thoughtful consideration, Mr. White.

Kindest Regards,
MMAFix

Let us know your top pick for the next UFC guest ring girl in our comments section below.

UFC 125’s Biggest Headline: Brittney Palmer Finally Made Her UFC Debut! – Oh and Maynard Vs. Edgar Ends in a Draw…

UFC 125 somberly ended with a Draw in the Main Event Lightweight title-match between Champion, Frankie Edgar and Gray Maynard. Though the two fighters were clearly unsatisfied with the decisive Draw, they are on tap for an immediate rematch, much to the detriment of contender, Anthony Pettis who will have to wait possibly a […]

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UFC 125 somberly ended with a Draw in the Main Event Lightweight title-match between Champion, Frankie Edgar and Gray Maynard. Though the two fighters were clearly unsatisfied with the decisive Draw, they are on tap for an immediate rematch, much to the detriment of contender, Anthony Pettis who will have to wait possibly a good eight months for his shot at the Lightweight title. White had originally stated Pettis would be the next match-up for Edgar but quickly recanted, noting Maynard clearly deserved a rematch.

On a brighter side, UFC 125 marked the debut of Octagon Girl, Brittney Palmer. However, every good beginning is subject to a bumpy start and Palmer’s came in the form of a misspelled name on her credential as seen here:IMG00326-20101231-1241-755773

But Palmer has a great sense of humor to match her even greater body. Here’s a look at the buxom beauty in her new work color, red:










Oh, Hell Yeah: Holly Madison to Return at UFC 125

Good news, perverts: Playboy legend Holly Madison will be taking another lap around the Octagon on New Year’s Day. UFC.com has revealed that the Girls Next Door/Holly’s World star will be returning as a guest Octagon Girl at UFC 125, for the first tim…

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Good news, perverts: Playboy legend Holly Madison will be taking another lap around the Octagon on New Year’s Day. UFC.com has revealed that the Girls Next Door/Holly’s World star will be returning as a guest Octagon Girl at UFC 125, for the first time since her head-turning appearance at UFC 100. UFC 125 will also see the official UFC debut of beloved WEC card-holder Brittney Palmer. (Damn, and just when I made a New Year’s resolution to not creepily stare at women so much. Ah well, there’s always 2012.) To see more of Miss Madison, check out our photo galleries at the links below…

‘Girl Next Door’ Holly Madison to Appear as Guest Octagon Girl at UFC 100
Hot Potato: Holly Madison Steams Up UFC Magazine