Alexis Davis (left) and Julie Kedzie (right)
Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Henderson added Julie Kedzie vs. Alexis Davis to their fight card! Though we were all saddened that Gina Carano wasn’t medically cleared for her June return to Strikeforce—hey, what the hell? How come we were all down on Nate Marquardt‘s junk (*Note I said down, ’cause his testosterone is low…whatever, that joke totally went over your head) to give us the truth and we don’t even know what kept Carano from fighting??? We are so sexist! Regardless, thank you Strikeforce for this match up between two pretty smokin’ hot tough ladies, as you can see by my side by side comparison above.
We’re not excited because Alexis Davis and Julie Kedzie are pretty. If you’ve watched any of those Ultimate Female Sexual Wrestling porn videos, you’d know “pretty” isn’t exactly a requirement to get excited. We’re actually excited to see two very capable women slug it out, roll around, and choke each other in hopes that maybe one day Dana White will welcome them into the UFC Octagon.
So we look forward to seeing these girls in compromising positions as they’ve looked in past fights,
here:
Alexis Davis (black trunks) vs. Shayna Baszler
and here:
Julie Kedzie vs. Gina Carano
And if you clicked on this post hoping to see PG porn, you have problems you *semi-pervert, but you can totally check out some great PG porn with Sasha Grey: here and Craig Robinson from The Office: here.
(*semi-pervert only because the videos contain no actual sex, but they’re really funny.)