Being that I own a computer and all, I find that calendars sit very low on the “Things I Desperately Need to Purchase” list whenever I manage to escape my man cave and venture into the human world. That said, I may just have to put off purchasing that Bosch 1274DVS 3 x 21 in. Variable Speed Belt Sander the next time I make a trip to the local mini-mall, because not only do octagon girls Brittney Palmer and Arianny Celeste have some damn fine looking calendars in store for us, but apparently so do the girls from Championship Fighting Alliance.
We know what you’re thinking: “I’ve never heard of CFA before; will that impede my ability to enjoy the calendar shoot you’ve placed before me?” Well that depends; Do you have to own a Shake Weight to enjoy the commercials? That’s what we thought, so enjoy the video and keep up on all the CFA ring girl happenings over at their official website.
Being that I own a computer and all, I find that calendars sit very low on the “Things I Desperately Need to Purchase” list whenever I manage to escape my man cave and venture into the human world. That said, I may just have to put off purchasing that Bosch 1274DVS 3 x 21 in. Variable Speed Belt Sander the next time I make a trip to the local mini-mall, because not only do octagon girls Brittney Palmer and Arianny Celeste have some damn fine looking calendars in store for us, but apparently so do the girls from Championship Fighting Alliance.
We know what you’re thinking: “I’ve never heard of CFA before; will that impede my ability to enjoy the calendar shoot you’ve placed before me?” Well that depends; Do you have to own a Shake Weight to enjoy the commercials? That’s what we thought, so enjoy the video and keep up on all the CFA ring girl happenings over at their official website.
(“OK, Ms. Celeste, we want this calendar to reflect both your future and your past, which is why I’m going to need you to kick in the window of that Ferrari for this next shot.”)
Allow me to take you through my thought process whilst attempting to determine a worthy enough post this morning:
OK, Jared, another weekend, another dead hooker in the trunk, but that’s not important, you must focus on an MMA-related topic for the time being…let’s see here, Nick Ring has his next fight booked against Constantinos Philippou at UFC 154, but no one cares about that………dammit, Latisha, you just had to threaten to call Big Ron again, didn’t you?! Focus, focus…uh…Marloes Coenen said Ronda Rousey has “no balls”…I suppose that is true, but not really newsworthy, because bitches be crazy, right Latisha? *attempts high five, receives no response*….think Jared, what would the Potato Nation like to start their Monday off with? *looks over to Latisha once again*…TITS. Of course, it’s so obvious! Time to break out the lime, I mean computer, and get started!
So while it may not be all that significant that a behind-the-scenes video of Arianny Celeste’s 2013 Calendar shoot was recently released online, please trust that this is probably the most captivating bit of news you could come across this morning given the options at hand. So just shut up and enjoy Ms. Celeste rocking no shirt like only she can.
Video after the jump.
(“OK, Ms. Celeste, we want this calendar to reflect both your future and your past, which is why I’m going to need you to kick in the window of that Ferrari for this next shot.”)
Allow me to take you through my thought process whilst attempting to determine a worthy enough post this morning:
OK, Jared, another weekend, another dead hooker in the trunk, but that’s not important, you must focus on an MMA-related topic for the time being…let’s see here, Nick Ring has his next fight booked against Constantinos Philippou at UFC 154, but no one cares about that………dammit, Latisha, you just had to threaten to call Big Ron again, didn’t you?! Focus, focus…uh…Marloes Coenen said Ronda Rousey has “no balls”…I suppose that is true, but not really newsworthy, because bitches be crazy, right Latisha? *attempts high five, receives no response*….think Jared, what would the Potato Nation like to start their Monday off with? *looks over to Latisha once again*…TITS. Of course, it’s so obvious! Time to break out the lime, I mean computer, and get started!
So while it may not be all that significant that a behind-the-scenes video of Arianny Celeste’s 2013 Calendar shoot was recently released online, please trust that this is probably the most captivating bit of news you could come across this morning given the options at hand. So just shut up and enjoy Ms. Celeste rocking no shirt like only she can.
(They’re even better when you add motion and sound. Props: UFC.com)
As you’re well aware, CagePotato is a passionate supporter of professional hot chicks. But instead of throwing another photo gallery at you this week, we thought we’d switch it up and pay tribute to the best MMA ring girl videos we’ve ever come across. If we’ve left out one of your favorites, please post a link in the comments section. Enjoy…
#11: Rachelle Leah Gets Surprised in Her Hotel Room
Gratuitous semi-nudity is the best kind of semi-nudity. Damn, nice abs.
#10: Ali Sonoma and Arianny Celeste Shoot for Muscle Pharm
Ali Sonoma is another UFC Octagon Girl Hall of Famer, and she’s never looked better than in this clip. When you see the photographer start to drone on and on, just skip to 2:37 for more Ali.
(They’re even better when you add motion and sound. Props: UFC.com)
As you’re well aware, CagePotato is a passionate supporter of professional hot chicks. But instead of throwing another photo gallery at you this week, we thought we’d switch it up and pay tribute to the best MMA ring girl videos we’ve ever come across. If we’ve left out one of your favorites, please post a link in the comments section. Enjoy…
#11: Rachelle Leah Gets Surprised in Her Hotel Room
Gratuitous semi-nudity is the best kind of semi-nudity. Damn, nice abs.
#10: Ali Sonoma and Arianny Celeste Shoot for Muscle Pharm
Ali Sonoma is another UFC Octagon Girl Hall of Famer, and she’s never looked better than in this clip. When you see the photographer start to drone on and on, just skip to 2:37 for more Ali.
#9: Amber Nichole Miller Gets a Lap-Dancing Lesson
The money shot starts at the 2:02 mark, when Denise tries to conduct a straight interview with Amber while grinding on her. I’d be interested to know which journalism school she attended.
#8: Brittney Palmer and Jo Garcia Play Some ‘Mortal Kombat’
Those should be the new uniforms for the UFC ring girls. Definitely.
#7: Bas Rutten Gets Lucky at the IFL Ring Girl Tryouts
Bas Rutten and one of the broads from MADtv judging a ring girl contest? Seems logical enough, until nutty Naomi shows up and gives Bas some extra attention. Naturally, the female panelists hate her.
#6: Natasha Wicks Works Up a Sweat
One of our fallen ring girl heroes, Natasha’s brief stint with the UFC was highlighted by this memorable photo shoot with Randy Couture. We recommend watching to the end.
(You know, there probably is a dude out there whose ‘ultimate fantasy’ involves Arianny Celeste and a few thousand limes, and when he sees this video he’s going to absolutely lose his shit. Props: officialbudlight)
Some selected highlights from our friends around the MMA blogosphere. E-mail [email protected] for details on how your site can join the MMA Link Club…
– Alistair Overeem and Fabricio Werdum Head to Head: Who Will Win This Saturday? (LowKick)
– TUF 12 Winner Jonathan Brookins Returns to Featherweight This September Against Eric Koch (Five Ounces of Pain)
– Shane Carwin: “I Can’t Recall Much of the Fight” (5thRound)
– UFC May Enlist Retired NBA Superstar Shaquille O’Neal as Ambassador (MMA Fighting)
– Brendan Schaub: ‘A Win Over Nogueira Puts Me Right In The Number One Contender’s Spot’ (MMA Convert)
– Shane Del Rosario Discusses His Injury, Recovery, and the ‘Supremacy MMA’ Video Game (TheFightNerd)
– Is the Lightweight Division Really the Toughest in MMA? (MMA Mania)
– The 25 Greatest “Changing of the Guard” Fights in MMA History (BleacherReport.com/MMA)
– Jorge Masvidal Talks to Us About Streetfighting, Machetes and Making KJ Noons Shoot on Him (MiddleEasy)
(You know, there probably is a dude out there whose ‘ultimate fantasy’ involves Arianny Celeste and a few thousand limes, and when he sees this video he’s going to absolutely lose his shit. Props: officialbudlight)
Some selected highlights from our friends around the MMA blogosphere. E-mail [email protected] for details on how your site can join the MMA Link Club…
– Alistair Overeem and Fabricio Werdum Head to Head: Who Will Win This Saturday? (LowKick)
– TUF 12 Winner Jonathan Brookins Returns to Featherweight This September Against Eric Koch (Five Ounces of Pain)
– Shane Carwin: “I Can’t Recall Much of the Fight” (5thRound)
Quote of the day, from this MMAthletics video profile of Strikeforce ring girl Kelli Hutcherson: “Strikeforce was kind of one of the things that I always wanted to do, but you had to have something to be a Strikeforce ring girl, and I didn’t have that. And I got fake boobs, finally, and my boss hired me.”
Proving once again that you can accomplish anything you want in life if you work hard and get implants. (Take that lesson to heart, ladies.) Anyway, we appreciate Kelli’s candor, and it’s kind of refreshing to hear a professional hot chick admit that she’s not quite all-natural.
I also liked this quote: “My best friends would describe me as the loud one, and the crazy one, and the outspoken one.” Damn, forget about Kelli, I want to meet these quiet, sane, painfully shy chicks she rolls with!
Quote of the day, from this MMAthletics video profile of Strikeforce ring girl Kelli Hutcherson: “Strikeforce was kind of one of the things that I always wanted to do, but you had to have something to be a Strikeforce ring girl, and I didn’t have that. And I got fake boobs, finally, and my boss hired me.”
Proving once again that you can accomplish anything you want in life if you work hard and get implants. (Take that lesson to heart, ladies.) Anyway, we appreciate Kelli’s candor, and it’s kind of refreshing to hear a professional hot chick admit that she’s not quite all-natural.
I also liked this quote: “My best friends would describe me as the loud one, and the crazy one, and the outspoken one.” Damn, forget about Kelli, I want to meet these quiet, sane, painfully shy chicks she rolls with!
Quote of the day, from this MMAthletics video profile of Strikeforce ring girl Kelli Hutcherson: “Strikeforce was kind of one of the things that I always wanted to do, but you had to have something to be a Strikeforce ring girl, and I didn’t have that. And I got fake boobs, finally, and my boss hired me.”
Proving once again that you can accomplish anything you want in life if you work hard and get implants. (Take that lesson to heart, ladies.) Anyway, we appreciate Kelli’s candor, and it’s kind of refreshing to hear a professional hot chick admit that she’s not quite all-natural.
I also liked this quote: “My best friends would describe me as the loud one, and the crazy one, and the outspoken one.” Damn, forget about Kelli, I want to meet these quiet, sane, painfully shy chicks she rolls with!
Quote of the day, from this MMAthletics video profile of Strikeforce ring girl Kelli Hutcherson: “Strikeforce was kind of one of the things that I always wanted to do, but you had to have something to be a Strikeforce ring girl, and I didn’t have that. And I got fake boobs, finally, and my boss hired me.”
Proving once again that you can accomplish anything you want in life if you work hard and get implants. (Take that lesson to heart, ladies.) Anyway, we appreciate Kelli’s candor, and it’s kind of refreshing to hear a professional hot chick admit that she’s not quite all-natural.
I also liked this quote: “My best friends would describe me as the loud one, and the crazy one, and the outspoken one.” Damn, forget about Kelli, I want to meet these quiet, sane, painfully shy chicks she rolls with!
