No sex before a fight…poor, poor Tito

There isn’t a MMA fighter that wouldn’t give his left nut for a chance to fight in the UFC, and not many men that wouldn’t give both their nuts to be with Jenna Jameson. How.

There isn’t a MMA fighter that wouldn’t give his left nut for a chance to fight in the UFC, and not many men that wouldn’t give both their nuts to be with Jenna Jameson. How hard it must be for Tito Ortiz to prepare for a big fight while abiding with the not sex before a fight training rule…

Imagine coming home from a hard day of training to see your gorgeous porn star girlfriend lounging nude by the pool, skin glistening in the sun giving you the, “Come get some big boy”, eyes and having every inch of your body screaming, “OH hell yeah, here I come”, and having to slam on the brakes. All that pent up frustration, something other than Titos boys are going to end up black and blue. So is it really worth it?

Scientist don’t have an answer to that question. Some scientist say that not having sex or masturbating before a fight build up testosterone making the fighters ability to focus better and that the frustration can be beneficial in a match. I’m sure Tito can tell us all about that frustration, but if he knew what the other half were saying would he still be going by this old myth? Some scientist say that their studies show that this buildup of testosterone is a hoax and that the longer that they withdraw from sexual release their testosterone levels actually drop and could drop to pre-adolescence levels depending on how long they go without. So regardless if greats such as Muhammad-Ali and many other great fighters believed that going without sex before a fight helped them perform better or not if you had Jenna Jameson prancing nude around your house would you be able to not perform in the bedroom because of a myth?

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Poor, poor Tito having to choose whether to have sex with Jenna Jameson and risk not being rock hard, strong and ready for his fight or walk around rock hard and be strong and ready for his fight. If he chooses to do without sex until after the fight, Ms. Jameson better hopes he takes most of that aggression and frustration out in the octagon or otherwise she’ll be walking around like she’s been at a week-long porn fest.

By: Betty Cole

Cat Fight??? Arianny Celeste Vs. Stacy Keibler!

Esquire.com has a contest called Sexiest Woman Alive 2011 and even though they’re including match-ups like Beyonce vs. Gwyneth Paltrow, we’re still going to take this competition seriously and urge you to vote in this first round which pits UFC Octagon Girl, Arianny Celeste against former WWE Ring Girl, Stacy Keibler.
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Esquire.com has a contest called Sexiest Woman Alive 2011 and even though they’re including match-ups like Beyonce vs. Gwyneth Paltrow, we’re still going to take this competition seriously and urge you to vote in this first round which pits UFC Octagon Girl, Arianny Celeste against former WWE Ring Girl, Stacy Keibler.

As an MMA related site, we are wholeheartedly standing behind our girl, Arianny! However, we feel it is important to play Devil’s Advocate and provide you with a gallery of reasons why Keibler is worthy as an opponent:

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