Power-Ranking the Four Latest Stoppages of UFC 184


(Mark, are you giving up?! I need a sign Mark! Literally *any* sign! No? Well, fight on then!” via Getty.)

By CP Reader Steve Hand

It’s hard to believe that a night which saw five fighters finished inside of three minutes could feature so many late stoppages, but such is the incompetency of the modern MMA referee (second only to that of, you guessed it, Frank Stallone the MMA judge). Without using too much hyperbole, I feel comfortable saying that UFC 184 was the biggest reffing travesty since the 2007 NBA Betting Scandal, and maybe of all time. And with that, let’s take a look at just how bad the ball was dropped over the course of the night.


(Mark, are you giving up?! I need a sign Mark! Literally *any* sign! No? Well, fight on then!” via Getty.)

By CP Reader Steve Hand

It’s hard to believe that a night which saw five fighters finished inside of three minutes could feature so many late stoppages, but such is the incompetency of the modern MMA referee (second only to that of, you guessed it, Frank Stallone the MMA judge). Without using too much hyperbole, I feel comfortable saying that UFC 184 was the biggest reffing travesty since the 2007 NBA Betting Scandal, and maybe of all time. And with that, let’s take a look at just how bad the ball was dropped over the course of the night.

4. Derrick Lewis TKO’s Ruan Potts

Ruan Potts might be the worst heavyweight to fight in the UFC since that guy Gabriel Gonzaga superman punched back in 06′ (and don’t even get me started on his nickname), yet even he almost managed to pull off a leglock of some sort in the early-going of his fight with “The Black Beast.” Once Lewis escaped, however, Potts had no answer for the bigger man’s striking, and even tried to quit in between rounds. His corner wouldn’t have it, and referee Jarin Valel, having apparently never been to an MMA fight before, stood by watching with almost giddy anticipation.

“I can’t wait to see my first murder up close,” he thought to himself. “You should have never slept with my wife, Ruan, you son of a bitch.”

A minute and a half after Joe Rogan verbally threw in the towel for Potts, Valel crouched down for an even closer look. Or maybe he lost a contact, because he definitely wasn’t watching what I was watching. Lewis continued to reign down shots on a clearly broken Potts while Valel did a J nearby, then passed out in a weed-induced haze. It wasn’t until the crunching sound of the South African’s face woke him up that the fight was finally called off.

3. Jake Ellenberger North-South Chokes Josh Koscheck

LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT THE HORROR.

For those of you who might’ve missed it: Jake Ellenberger locked in a modified north-south choke on Koscheck in the final minute of the second round. Roughly 25 seconds after Kos’ body began to twitch and squirm in an attempt for air, the legend JARIN VALEL decided to step in. Did you see the foam spewing from Koscheck’s face? The look in his eyes says it all: “It’s an honor to have my unconscious pleas ignored by you, the GREATEST REF working today.”

Let me be clear: Jarin Valel should never be allowed to referee another MMA fight again. He’s going to get someone killed, and then the NSAC will be up shit creek without a paddle.

2. Roan Carneiro’s “Submission” of Mark Munoz

This was actually an even fight for the 45 seconds it was on the feet. When it got to the ground however, Carneiro took Munoz’s back and tightened up a super deep RNC. Referee Jarin Valel, THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS, proceeded to tie his shoes as Munoz began to go towards the light. Even from such an up-close perspective, Valel simply could not see Munoz’s soul escaping his body, so Roan, the nice guy that he is, tells him the fight is over. Yup, the guy doing the choking had to submit for his opponent.

This was the real-life equivalent of the guy in South Park who declared “All right boys, break it up” following a five-minute cripple fight. Note to Valel: When the guy doing the strangling tells you he’s done, YOU’RE NOT DOING YOUR JOB!

But for all of Valel’s life-threatening guffaws, the worst stoppage of the night by far goes to…

1. Joe Rogan Interviews Cat Zingano Following Her Quick Loss to Ronda Rousey

18 months of anticipation lead to 14 seconds she’ll regret forever. There’s a sex joke to made somewhere in there, but I’m simply not prepared to make it in light of this interviewing travesty.

You can see Cat trying to make sense of her greatest opportunity slipping through her fingers when Joe Rogan tries to have a chat. He inquires a visibly uncomfortable Zingano about her strategy, and she’s got nothing but F bombs to drop. It’s ugly. There is no eye contact and no coherent sentences coming from the former challenger, and yet, Rogan lets it go on. Zingano is crushed, obviously, and all Joe wants is a sound bite and a handshake. Thanks Joe Rogan, for making her relive her greatest regret at a time when she shouldn’t be talking.

Ugh, I need a shower to wash off this filth. Better luck next time, MMA.

Ronda Rousey vs. Cat Zingano: Why a Rematch Makes Sense and Is Warranted

Raise your hand if you want to see Ronda Rousey defend the UFC women’s bantamweight title against Bethe Correia. What about Jessica Eye?
The multitude of crickets chirping in the background can be heard a million miles away.
If we are talking abo…

Raise your hand if you want to see Ronda Rousey defend the UFC women’s bantamweight title against Bethe Correia. What about Jessica Eye?

The multitude of crickets chirping in the background can be heard a million miles away.

If we are talking about what’s deserved, then by all means, give Correia or Eye the next shot at Rousey. But are either of those matchups what pay-per-view customers want to see? It’s obviously slim pickings from here on out, seeing as Rousey has made the rest of the division look like a Great Value brand of competition.

Perhaps the only sensible fight for Rousey at this point is a rematch with Cat Zingano. Yes, we’re talking about the same Zingano that landed zero strikes and got submitted by Rousey in 14 seconds at UFC 184. A quick rundown of potential contenders all lead back to Zingano

Those hoping to see Holly Holm rise to the challenge were disappointed on Saturday night, as the women’s boxing legend eked out a split decision over Raquel Pennington. At the UFC 184 post-fight press conference, she admitted to falling victim to UFC jitters in her debut and gave a lukewarm response when asked about competing for the title. 

An often talked about superfight between Rousey and Cristiane “Cyborg” Justino is still on the table, but honestly, the odds of Justino losing 40 pounds to compete at bantamweight is about as likely as Ed O’Neill signing with the UFC to fight CM Punk.

A third fight with Miesha Tate would be a viable option at this point, but Tate’s longtime standing as a top contender in the division would be better used to test the likes of Correia or Eye, who both lack wins over top-10 opposition at 135 pounds.

Even Rousey admitted Zingano deserved another shot at their post-fight presser:

I said that we should do this again, and I think she definitely deserves another shot. Sometimes fights just go down like that. I’m lucky to have a lot of experience in Judo, and there were times I walked out and just got dumped on my head right away, and I just wasn’t myself that day.

It didn’t mean that I didn’t deserve to be in that fight or that I couldn’t beat that other person. It was just that for some reason I wasn’t there, and I understand that feeling and I know what Cat is capable of and I would definitely like to see more of what she’s capable of.

Surely Zingano is capable of more than a 14-second submission loss. We’d have to hope that the same fighter who always finds a way to overcome the odds, in life and in the cage, is capable of giving fans more than what she gave on Saturday night.

It’s typically unheard of for opponents to get an immediate rematch after getting smoked so easily, but these aren’t exactly normal circumstances in the women’s bantamweight division.

Zingano presents at least a form of hopeful competition, and at this point, that’s all we can ask for.  

 

Jordy McElroy is a Featured Columnist for Bleacher Report. He is also the MMA writer for Rocktagon and FanRag Sports.

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UFC 184: What We Learned, Loved and Hated

Saturday night’s UFC 184 event offered more of that patented Ronda Rousey magic: the anticipation; the atmosphere; and the quick destruction of an opponent that leaves us all breathless and wondering who can possibly step up and give Rousey a run for h…

Saturday night’s UFC 184 event offered more of that patented Ronda Rousey magic: the anticipation; the atmosphere; and the quick destruction of an opponent that leaves us all breathless and wondering who can possibly step up and give Rousey a run for her money.

Today, we take a look back at Saturday night and figure out what we learned, loved and hated. Leave your own thoughts in the comments below.

 

WHAT WE LEARNED

Ronda Rousey‘s dominance is something of a controversial subject. At least that’s what social media would have you believe. The more times Rousey goes out there and beats people in mere seconds, the less inclined folks at home will be to either buy pay-per-views with her headlining or to go out to a bar, pay a healthy cover charge and make an evening out of watching her defend her championship.

On Saturday night, I was afforded the opportunity to go out and watch UFC 184 at a sports bar. It was the first time in many years I’ve been able to do so. I am glad I did, because it was a learning experience.

When Rousey secured her awe-inspiring armbarone of the best I have ever seen, by the waythe entire bar erupted in a fit of hooting and hollering. Men high-fived total strangers. Our waiter shook his head, as if he could not comprehend what he’d just seen. Three hours prior, he told me he believed Zingano had what it took to beat Rousey. Too big, too tough.

As it turns out, Zingano did not have what it took. Not on this night. And Rousey‘s 14-second submission left people celebrating, shaking their heads, wondering who in the world could possibly survive this woman, much less beat her.

And then I took a glance at Twitter to see what the hardcore fans thought about the fight. They always have an interesting opinion. It was interesting, to be sure, and also a little bit shocking. One said that Rousey‘s dominance would kill the sport. Another said that people wanted to see fights and wars and brawls, not quick destruction. Another swore they’d never order another Rousey fight.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, bar patrons were still shaking their heads at the marvel that is Ronda Rousey.

On this night, I learned that we hardcore fans probably can’t speak for the rest of the world. There will always be a place for those of us who watch every UFC and Bellator and World Series of Fighting show. But we view the mixed martial arts world quite differently than the casual fan. The casual fan doesn’t care if the fight they paid to see lasts for more than a minute, because they paid to see Rousey.

She is the biggest star in mixed martial arts, and she didn’t get to that level by having knock-down, drag-out wars with fighters clearly below her skill level. She got to that level by sheer and utter domination, by dispatching overmatched opponents in breathtaking fashion.

The comparison between Rousey and Mike Tyson has never been more apt. We remember Tyson not because he was one of the best heavyweight boxers of all time (he was not), but because he crushed people and did so in violent and memorable fashion. Rousey does the same.

The only difference? Rousey is by any measure the best female fighter in the history of mixed martial arts. She is a little bit Tyson, to be sure, but she is also a little bit Ali: brash, outspoken, violent and highly skilled. She is the best thing going in mixed martial arts, and we can only hope she’ll continue doing exactly what she’s doing far into the future.

 

WHAT WE LOVED

I have run out of superlatives for Rousey and what she accomplishes each time she steps in the Octagon. But it’s what happens before she steps in the cage that might be my favorite part of a Rousey fight night: her walkout.

Put simply, it is the best in the sport. She uses the same song every time, never changing like most UFC fighters, because she understands that a known walkout song is part of the package and part of her brand. So “Reputation” from Joan Jett hits, reverberating throughout the arena, and then, after a brief delay, Rousey is shown on the screen.

And what a visage: that scowl. The dead eyes. The fast-paced walkout, as though she cannot wait to get to the Octagon and do harm to the person waiting there.

It’s chilling. It makes you anticipate the fight. It’s the best walkout in the sport. And it’s not even close.

 

WHAT WE HATED

There is often a disconnect between the story UFC commentators Mike Goldberg and Joe Rogan are trying to tell and what is happening in the Octagon.

I’m not as hard on Goldberg and Rogan as some. I imagine it is extraordinarily difficult to stay focused when you are calling as many MMA bouts as they have over the years. But there’s no excuse for not reacting to the action unfolding in front of them and sticking with the narrative the UFC pushed heading into a fight.

Holly Holm‘s UFC debut was highly anticipated. She has a good boxing background (though exactly how good is up for debate), and the UFC rightly pushed that angle before the fight. But once the actual fight started, a different story unfolded: Holm was visibly nervous, shaking uncontrollably while being checked by the cutman prior to stepping into the Octagon.

And once the fight began, her world-class boxing was mostly nowhere to be found. Instead, she was tentative. Opponent Raquel Pennington actually outstruck her.

But you’d never know it if you listened solely to Rogan and Goldberg’s commentary. They continued to push Holm‘s boxing, even as it proved to be mostly ineffective against Pennington. Holm‘s landed strikes were fawned over; Pennington’s were ignored. And when the final decision came, it felt like a Holm victory was a foregone conclusion. In reality, it was a close fight. But again, you’d never know if from listening to the commentary.

I understand Rogan and Goldberg’s job is to extend the promotional commentary and hype things a certain way. And that’s fine before the bell rings. But once the fight begins, they have a duty to call the action as they see it. At that point, the hype job is over.

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UFC 184 Highlights/Results: Ronda Rousey’s Lightning Quick Armbar, Josh Koscheck’s Face of Death + More

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As Michael Bisping might say, Cat Zingano didn’t last as long as a virgin on prom night in her long-awaited title bid against Ronda Rousey last weekend, succumbing to an armbar in just 14 seconds of their UFC 184 main event tilt. “Alpha” let her emotions get the best of her, both in the fight itself and in her post-fight interview, and it cost her big time. My heart breaks for the poor woman.

Aside from it’s lightning-quick main event, UFC 184 also saw Josh Koscheck and Mark Munoz get choked within an inch of their lives, Holly Holm pick apart Raquel Pennington (sort of), and Alan Jouban announce his arrival to the welterweight division with a vicious standing hellbow. Join us after the jump for all the highlights from UFC 184, most of which totally aren’t in the form of illegal gifs. (*removes sunglasses*) (*winks*)


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As Michael Bisping might say, Cat Zingano didn’t last as long as a virgin on prom night in her long-awaited title bid against Ronda Rousey last weekend, succumbing to an armbar in just 14 seconds of their UFC 184 main event tilt. “Alpha” let her emotions get the best of her, both in the fight itself and in her post-fight interview, and it cost her big time. My heart breaks for the poor woman.

Aside from it’s lightning-quick main event, UFC 184 also saw Josh Koscheck and Mark Munoz get choked within an inch of their lives, Holly Holm pick apart Raquel Pennington (sort of), and Alan Jouban announce his arrival to the welterweight division with a vicious standing hellbow. Join us after the jump for all the highlights from UFC 184, most of which totally aren’t in the form of illegal gifs. (*removes sunglasses*) (*winks*)


(Here’s a full video of Rousey vs. Zingano that definitely won’t be taken down within the hour.)

There’s not much to take away from Rousey’s win, really, other than that she might actually be the most dangerous unarmed person on the planet. In less octagon time than Georges St. Pierre normally spends per fight, Rousey has managed to secure 11 professional wins and two promotional titles, with her past three title fights lasting a combined minute and thirty six seconds. My God. While Jessica Eye and Bethe Correia are chomping at the bit for their shot against Rousey, it’s become more obvious than ever that Cris Cyborg is the only woman left for the champ, and even the 175-pound Brazilian might be in over her head at this point (not that we’ll ever find out, because 175 pounds).

Holly Holm vs. Raquel Pennington

While not being nearly as dominant a victory as the hype she was riding would have predicted, Holly Holm no less managed to stay busy and outwork Raquel Pennington for the first two rounds of the co-main event, only getting briefly dropped in the third. This could only mean, of course, that one of the judges would inexplicably score the fight for Pennington. Honestly, we’re becoming convinced that MMA judges are under the impression that the losing fighter winning one round always equals a split decision.

Jake Ellenberger vs. Josh Koscheck

In what was arguably a loser-leaves-town match for the struggling veterans, Jake Ellenberger pulled a rabbit out of his hat and scored the first submission win of his career over Josh Koscheck via a modified bulldog/north-south choke that literally left Kos foaming at the mouth. The slo-mo replay of Koscheck’s “Help Me God” face will almost certainly give you nightmares. Speaking of which…

Roan Carneiro vs. Mark Munoz

It was not a great night at the office for referee Jerin Valel, who not only allowed Derrick Lewis to continue beating on Ruan Potts for approximately 90 seconds after he had given up, but who watched on in silent awe as Roan Carneiro choked the soul out of Mark Munoz. How the fans in attendance, Kenny Florian in the booth, and everyone watching at home was able to see that Munoz was out before Valel did was truly the most mind-boggling takeaway from the night, and one that he will definitely not be held accountable for in this joke of a sport.

Meanwhile, Mark Munoz has been finished in three straight fights without landing a single significant strike. That is an actual statistic.

Alan Jouban vs. Richard Walsh

One referee who actually appeared to know what he was doing over the weekend was Herb Dean, who gracefully called an end to Alan Jouban’s standing elbow massacre of Richard Walsh before the latter took too much unnecessary damage. Walsh was clearly out on his feet at the time of the stoppage, which is why fans were of course complaining that the fight was called too early. Referees, man. They can’t win.

You won’t see the actual finish from the fight here, because the folks at UFC on FOX apparently believe that you will buy the UFC 184 pay-per-view after the fact to check out a sweet finish from the bottom half of the main card, but you can probably find a gif of it somewhere out there.

UFC 184 Results

Main card
Ronda Rousey def. Cat Zingano via submission (straight armlock)
Holly Holm def. Raquel Pennington via split decision
Jake Ellenberger def. Josh Koscheck via submission (north-south choke)
Alan Jouban def. Richard Walsh via first-round KO
Tony Ferguson def. Gleison Tibau via submission (rear-naked choke)

Undercard
Roan Carneiro def. Mark Munoz via submission (rear-naked choke)
Roman Salazar vs. Norifumi Yamamoto declared no-contest (doctor’s advice)
Tim Means def. Dhiego Lima via first-round TKO
Derrick Lewis def. Ruan Potts via second-round TKO
Valmir Lazaro def. James Krause via split decision
Masio Fullen def. Alexander Torres via split decision

UFC 184: Joe Rogan Thinks Ronda Rousey Could Beat 50 Percent of Bantamweight Men

Ronda Rousey could defeat 50 percent of the fighters competing in the UFC men’s bantamweight division, according to UFC commentator Joe Rogan.
Another brilliant performance from the UFC women’s bantamweight champ Saturday night has the UFC …

Ronda Rousey could defeat 50 percent of the fighters competing in the UFC men’s bantamweight division, according to UFC commentator Joe Rogan.

Another brilliant performance from the UFC women’s bantamweight champ Saturday night has the UFC desperately searching for contenders to challenge the pound-for-pound queen. Cat Zingano became the latest victim of Rousey’s patented armbar just 14 seconds in the first round of the main event at UFC 184.

Rousey’s past three title defenses have lasted one minute and 36 seconds combined. UFC President Dana White called her the female version of Mike Tyson at the UFC 184 post-fight press conference and even joked that he’d have to move her to the men’s division.

But Rogan isn’t laughing.

During an appearance on The Dan Le Batard Show, Rogan gave the ultimate compliment in claiming Rousey could be competitive in the men’s bantamweight division.

“There’s a lot of guys her size she could beat,” said Rogan. “I mean, a lot. If you took the roster of the UFC’s bantamweights, 135 pounds, and you paired them up against Ronda Rousey, she might be able to beat 50 percent of them. That’s not a joke.”

Rogan admitted that the difference in the male and female bone structure is his reasoning for stopping at 50 percent.

“If she could take the kind of punches that some of these guys might possibly land, it might get up to like 60 percent. She’s a truly special talent,” he said.

We have already seen Rousey grapple around with the likes of Nick Diaz, Gilbert Melendez and BJ Penn and hold her own. Of course, these were noncompetitive grappling sessions, focusing more on the technical side of things.

It’s a completely different world moving at 100 percent and absorbing power strikes from a world-class, professional male athlete. But Rousey’s judo and submission game is certainly slick enough to hang with the best in the world.

Rogan is definitely right about one thing: Rousey is a special talent.

 

Jordy McElroy is a Featured Columnist for Bleacher Report. He is also the MMA writer for Rocktagon and FanRag Sports.

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Gene LeBell Argues That Ronda Rousey Finished Cat Zingano in 12 Seconds

One could say he’s splitting hairs, but “Judo” Gene LeBell still maintains that his stopwatch proved that Ronda Rousey put Cat Zingano away quicker than the official records showed Saturday at UFC 184.
After the UFC 184 post-fight press conference, LeB…

One could say he’s splitting hairs, but “Judo” Gene LeBell still maintains that his stopwatch proved that Ronda Rousey put Cat Zingano away quicker than the official records showed Saturday at UFC 184.

After the UFC 184 post-fight press conference, LeBell, a longtime judo red belt and mentor of Rousey, claimed that his stopwatch read 12.83 seconds following her win over Zingano.

“It was a little more than a second faster,” LeBell said. “I was there at the start, and it was right in front of me. Willie’s a great timekeeper, but he was on the other side, so it took him a second to push the button. So he said 14 (seconds), but it was 12.83 seconds.”

LeBell said Rousey gave him the stopwatch he wears around his neck for all of her fights prior to the start of her illustrious pro career in 2011.

“‘Rowdy’ Ronda Rousey gave me this stopwatch,” LeBell said. “She said, ‘Uncle Gene. Every one of my fights you’re going to be there with this watch,’ and I was there tonight and I’ll continue to be there for her.”

With the win, the 28-year-old Rousey defended her UFC women’s bantamweight title for the fifth straight time. Rousey has won nine of her 11 fights by armbar, eight of which came in the first round. Rousey‘s other two wins came via knockout and TKO. Her last three title defenses have lasted a combined 96 seconds.

Rousey set the record for the swiftest finish in a UFC title bout. She came one second shy of tying Andrei Arlovski for the fastest finish in a UFC title fight with her 16-second KO of Alexis Davis at UFC 175 in July. 

LeBell pointed out that Rousey started her trend of finishing opponents quickly long before her pro MMA career spawned.

“She was working out at my school many years ago before she started (MMA), and some guy came in with a black belt, a jiu-jitsu fella, and he said, ‘I want somebody to work out with,'” LeBell said. “I said, ‘Hey, class is over with and everyone’s gone home, except for one little girl (Rousey) on the mat. They started out standing, and pow, she armbarred him in five seconds. Then he jumps up, because it was an accident, and says, ‘Let’s do it again.’ So Ronda armbarred him again, this time in seven seconds.”

Although Rousey‘s movie career could keep her out of the Octagon in the coming months, she’ll likely see one of two contenders, Bethe Correia or Jessica Eye, in her next attempt to defend her belt.

The sixth-ranked Eye holds a 1-1 record in the UFC with one no-contest. Eye originally defeated fifth-ranked Sarah Kaufman at UFC 166, but the win was overturned and deemed a no-contest after Eye tested positive for marijuana following a post-fight drug screen. 

The seventh-ranked Correia holds a 9-0 record and wins over two of Rousey‘s stablemates, Jessamyn Duke and Shayna Baszler. Correia is 3-0 in the UFC.

 

All quotes were obtained firsthand by Bleacher Report.

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