For the third time in August, UFC brought thrilling matchups to the masses with an overseas Fight Night event featuring one of the best middleweight main events of the year. Michael Bisping, looking for his first win in 16 months, took on Cung Le in Macau. In addition to that main event featuring two heavy […]
For the third time in August, UFC brought thrilling matchups to the masses with an overseas Fight Night event featuring one of the best middleweight main events of the year. Michael Bisping, looking for his first win in 16 months, took on Cung Le in Macau. In addition to that main event featuring two heavy […]
The UFC travels to the northeast corner of the continental 48 on Saturday, as UFC Fight Night 47 will take place as the Cross Insurance Center in Bangor, Maine. President Dana White, who attended Hermon High School just 11 minutes west of the night’s venue, talked about the importance of bringing the UFC to Bangor, […]
The UFC travels to the northeast corner of the continental 48 on Saturday, as UFC Fight Night 47 will take place as the Cross Insurance Center in Bangor, Maine. President Dana White, who attended Hermon High School just 11 minutes west of the night’s venue, talked about the importance of bringing the UFC to Bangor, […]
It’s good to have friends in high places. When it comes to mixed martial arts, the city of Bangor, Maine, has one of the highest friends it’s possible to have. That’s the only reason why UFC Fight Night 47 went down from this staid New England town, population 33,000. For comparison, the UFC’s previous event, […]
It’s good to have friends in high places. When it comes to mixed martial arts, the city of Bangor, Maine, has one of the highest friends it’s possible to have. That’s the only reason why UFC Fight Night 47 went down from this staid New England town, population 33,000. For comparison, the UFC’s previous event, […]
Did you complete the two-step? It started at 2:30 a.m. Eastern Saturday morning and didn’t end until the wee hours of Sunday morning. It spanned 7,200 miles, from the subtropical climes of Auckland, New Zealand to the Riverwalk in San Antonio, Texas. It wasn’t the first time the UFC staged two cards in a day, and it won’t be the last. The […]
Did you complete the two-step? It started at 2:30 a.m. Eastern Saturday morning and didn’t end until the wee hours of Sunday morning. It spanned 7,200 miles, from the subtropical climes of Auckland, New Zealand to the Riverwalk in San Antonio, Texas. It wasn’t the first time the UFC staged two cards in a day, and it won’t be the last. The […]
(Dennis Hallman — Catfishing. Photo via Esther Lin/MMAFighting.)
Last week’s “UFC Fighters and the Fictional Crimes They’ve Committed” contest, if nothing else, proved that MMA-themed comedy is not as easy as it sounds. If you don’t believe me, just ask that MMA Roasted guy (*mimes shotgun blast*). There were some mildly amusing entries among your overplayed and plain confusing attempts at humor, however, so let’s get to the honorable mentions…
Rick Gemi: Rashad Evans – Brandishing a stanky leg without a license
Brad Fowler: Ben Henderson — receiving stolen property (decisions)
Jay Smith: Brock Lesnar — Impersonating a UFC fighter
Travis Anderson: Tim Sylvia — Public Defecation
Just so you guys are aware, dropping a Tim Sylvia poop joke will earn you an honorable mention at the minimum in all future contests, as per the CagePotato mandate.
And now, the winners…
(Dennis Hallman — Catfishing. Photo via Esther Lin/MMAFighting.)
Last week’s “UFC Fighters and the Fictional Crimes They’ve Committed” contest, if nothing else, proved that MMA-themed comedy is not as easy as it sounds. If you don’t believe me, just ask that MMA Roasted guy (*mimes shotgun blast*). There were some mildly amusing entries among your overplayed and plain confusing attempts at humor, however, so let’s get to the honorable mentions…
Rick Gemi: Rashad Evans – Brandishing a stanky leg without a license
Brad Fowler: Ben Henderson — receiving stolen property (decisions)
Jay Smith: Brock Lesnar — Impersonating a UFC fighter
Travis Anderson: Tim Sylvia — Public Defecation
Just so you guys are aware, dropping a Tim Sylvia poop joke will earn you an honorable mention at the minimum in all future contests, as per the CagePotato mandate.
And now, the winners…
Scott Johnson: Bjorn Rebney – D.U.I (Dickriding Under the Influence)
Chris Morse: Dennis Hallman – Illegally Smuggling Grapes into the Octagon
So yeah, our two funniest entries were dick and ball jokes. Way to play right into Bob Arum’s understanding of our sport, guys!
To our winners, please email [email protected]with your address and shirt size, and we’ll get your CP swag in the mail A.S.A.P. Or maybe never. Either way, you are powerless to decide, MWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
UFC Fight Night 38 delivered for MMA fans. The night’s main event featured one of the most anticipated rematches in UFC history, as legendary mixed martial artists Dan Henderson and Mauricio “Shogun” Rua attempted to recreate their Fight of the Year performance at UFC 139 in November 2011. Despite the seemingly impossible task before them, […]
UFC Fight Night 38 delivered for MMA fans. The night’s main event featured one of the most anticipated rematches in UFC history, as legendary mixed martial artists Dan Henderson and Mauricio “Shogun” Rua attempted to recreate their Fight of the Year performance at UFC 139 in November 2011. Despite the seemingly impossible task before them, […]
