Mixed martial arts is currently roasting in New York’s proverbial oven.
Cooking at optimal temperature, the combat casserole has been taking form before our very own eyes.
But it will take time for New York’s big-city broiler to heat this bundle of unprecedented greatness to its absolute core.
I guess it’s one of those things that will taste better because you waited for it.
In any case, MMA in NYC is inevitable, especially considering fight fans will gather by the masses to consume it.
They will flock by the thousands to witness the MMA’s magnificent unveiling at the famous Madison Square Garden, which stands tall as the city’s unparalleled dinner table.
Without biting off more than we can chew, here is the perfect UFC card to serve as MSG’s main course.