This Tuesday, UFC on Fuel TV: Korean Zombie vs. Poirier goes down in the Washington, D.C. suburb of Fairfax, Virginia.
I’m not going to sugar coat it: This one may not be a big-time ratings bonanza. Not a lot of household names on the old playbill there. But there are some good fights to be found, and hey, at the end of the day, it’s free. Hell, I’ll watch lawnmower racing if it’s free. Don’t kid yourself: When they crash into the hay bales that line the side of the track, that’s exhilarating stuff!
But it’s just the nature of the beast that some cards are better than others. That’s why they invented DVRs, and it’s why you’re reading this slideshow. We’re helping you cut the wheat from the chaff by ranking the fights from least exciting to most.
And if you find you need to go grab another beer at some point during the action, even if it’s on a weeknight, this will tell you when to go, you filthy alcoholic. And grab me one too this time, why don’t you.
(Note: Not every fight will be available on TV, depending on time constraints.)