One Trick Ponies: The 5 Most One-Dimensional Fighters in MMA Today

There was a time when a mixed martial arts fight was a proving ground to see which style of fighting was superior.  All the fighters were specialists in their art form and by definition, one-dimensional.  Enter Carlos and Helio Gracie. Not co…

There was a time when a mixed martial arts fight was a proving ground to see which style of fighting was superior.  All the fighters were specialists in their art form and by definition, one-dimensional. 

Enter Carlos and Helio Gracie. Not content to spend their time lazing on beautiful Brazilian beaches, they were busy improvising on traditional Jiu Jitsu to develop a no-holds-barred fighting style incorporating ground fighting and strikes.

This new art form, known as Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, was put to the test in the Vale Tudo martial arts tournaments held at Brazilian circuses in the 1920s.  There were no rounds or time limits and head butts, hair pulling and soccer kicks to the head of a grounded opponent were all allowed. 

Helio Gracie competed in 19 professional fights during his career. His first match, in 1932, was against a professional boxer named Antonio Portugal. Helio submitted him in 30 seconds. Early on it was obvious that boxing alone wasn’t going to cut it in MMA.  Come on, did you really think James Tony had a chance against Randy Couture at UFC 118?

Antonio Inoki, a professional wrestler turned MMA fighter/promoter, hosted some of the first mixed martial arts matches in Japan in the 1970s. These matches pitted fighters with different skill sets from all dominant disciplines of combat, such as boxing, karate, judo, Capoeira, kung fu and sumo. And although it appears that some of the matches were staged ala professional wrestling, it was obvious that the man with more than one combat specialty had a distinct advantage. 

Case in point: For the majority of his career Ray Sefo was a dominant kickboxer who held five world titles. Transitioning into MMA in 2005, he racked up two wins before meeting Valentijn Overeem in Strikeforce: Fedor vs Silva.  It was soon apparent that Sefo was a fish-out-of-water on the mat.  He flopped ineffectually before being submitted in one minute and 37 seconds.

So how can a one-dimensional fighter even compete in today’s super competitive world of MMA? 

Here are five MMA fighters that have managed to be successful and even contend for major titles while remaining steadfast specialists who can be called one trick ponies.

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MMA: Brothers Meet in the Cage in New Feature Film, ‘Warrior’

The new mixed martial arts fight film, “Warrior” from director Gavin O’Connor doesn’t pull any punches. It serves up equal portions of pith and gore with gritty characters and a 45-minute non-stop action finale that will leave y…

The new mixed martial arts fight film, “Warrior” from director Gavin O’Connor doesn’t pull any punches. It serves up equal portions of pith and gore with gritty characters and a 45-minute non-stop action finale that will leave you panting for a timeout.

Two brothers, Brendan (Joel Edgerton) and Tommy (Tom Hardy), are launched into a $5 million winner-take-all MMA tournament called Sparta.

Both brothers are down on their luck and need the money. Brendan’s house is in foreclosure after he was fired from his high school teaching job for fighting in an MMA fight. The enigmatic Tommy is both a Marine war hero and a deserter, a curious contradiction that fuels his rage and rootless lifestyle.

Tommy’s goal is to give the purse to his fallen comrade’s wife in a final show of selflessness before being carted off to jail for going AWOL in Iraq.

One driven by the need to support his family and the other by sheer aggression and retribution, the two brothers aim to exorcise their demons by winning the Sparta tournament.  

After not seeing his dad, Paddy, for 14 years, Tommy warily returns to Philadelphia to seek his guidance.

Paddy, played by Nick Nolte, does have some credentials having coached Tommy to high school wrestling fame many years before. The two strike an uneasy alliance, and training begins out of a disheveled house and converted boxing gym.

Almost as many epithets are hurled at Paddy as punches are thrown in sparring, but somehow, the two manage to complete a successful training camp.

The homage to the film Rocky is obvious, but the exhilarating rags to riches story of Rocky Balboa is absent here amidst a muddle of melodramatic scenes that are overdone and poorly explained.

Tommy berates and debases Paddy for being a terrible father for not being there when he needed him, while Nolte whimpers, croaks and sobs repeatedly in tight close-ups. He’s a shoe-in for best supporting actor in this role.

The other brother, ex-school teacher Brendan (the similarity to UFC fighter Rich Franklin’s history is interesting), convinces his old friend, a Greg Jackson-like fight guru, to train him.

In a Hollywood minute, both brothers attain world-class fighting skills and somehow find a spot in the Sparta tournament. After the single elimination fights narrow the field down to two fighters, guess who is left? Yes, brothers Brendan and Tommy remain to vie for the top prize. 

What ensues is an over-the-top grunt and gore spectacle that bears little resemblance to a professional MMA contest.  

The outcome is unimportant, as by the time the fight is over, everything has been beaten out of the audience and we care for little else than seeing an end to the assault on our senses.

Several actual fighters appear in the film, including Anthony Johnson, Yves Edwards, Nate Marquardt, Rashad Evans and Stephan Bonnar. Curiously, a fight announcer bears an uncanny resemblance to Joe Rogan.  

Dana may consider having the ring card girls bounce large beach balls emblazoned with the round numbers into the crowd as they do in the film in what could be an instance of life imitating art. 

At least this way, we can glean something from the film besides an ear-splitting, retina-numbing video game expression of MMA. 

The film is touchingly dedicated to Carl “The Mask” Lewis, one of the Founders of the Tapout clothing brand.

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6 Unlikely UFC Fighters Destined to Win over Mainstream Fans on Fox Sports

In this new chapter for UFC on FOX, high-profile champs like Georges St-Pierre, Cain Velasquez, Jon Jones and Anderson Silva will most certainly get the exposure to become media celebrities. On the other hand, some not-so-likely fighters will also have…

In this new chapter for UFC on FOX, high-profile champs like Georges St-Pierre, Cain Velasquez, Jon Jones and Anderson Silva will most certainly get the exposure to become media celebrities. On the other hand, some not-so-likely fighters will also have the opportunity to become well known for that paradoxical characteristic of a personality we love to hate.

With millions of eyeballs newly focused on the UFC on network TV, every highlight reel KO and out-of-the-Octagon antic will come under the microscope of public opinion like never before.  The possibility of a fighter going from obscurity to being a household name in a viral-minute will be a reality. But sometimes, mainstream media idols are in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons.

Here are six fighters who, because of their gossip-worthy antics outside the cage, have the potential to become MMA’s dubious dirty half dozen.

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