(Sure, when Jade hangs out naked surrounded by photos of herself, it’s sexy, but when I do it, my neighbors call the cops.)
Here’s what we’ve learned about Bellator ring girl Jade Bryce in recent months:
1. She is a staunch supporter of the “No pants, no problem” policy when it comes to photo shoots. Seriously, there is not a problem on this Earth she wouldn’t attempt to solve by dropping trou, God bless her.
2. She could whip even the fattest of asses into tip top shape.
3. Her looks are only surpassed by her incredibly humble humanitarian efforts.
So with all that in mind, it makes sense that Jade — who has been nominated for “Ring Girl of the Year” at the 2012 Fighters Only World MMA Awards — will be auctioning off her plus one ticket for the event to the highest bidder in an effort to raise money for the children’s charity St. Jude’s. It’s an incredibly kindhearted move on Bryce’s part that deserves recognition, although if you ask us, the real charity here is that Bryce is willing to spend an evening being ogled at by someone like this while reminding them that “No, I will not demonstrate a proper triangle choke on you later tonight.”
Regardless, Bryce seemed her usual cheerful self while describing both the details of the evening and the cause at hand:
The winner will attend the ceremony with me. We will walk the red carpet and experience the event together. They will only have to win the auction and pay for their flight to Las Vegas; a hotel room will be provided for them. Although I should point out that I won’t be in the hotel room with them!
The mission of St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital is to advance cures, and means of prevention, for pediatric catastrophic diseases through research and treatment. No child is denied treatment based on race, religion or a family’s ability to pay. Every month I try and do something creative on how to help children in need, and this month I hope to use this opportunity to bless children with cancer.
100% of the profits will go to St. Jude’s, so you can place your bids here (somehow, as of this writing there have been none) and vote on this year’s categories for the 2012 World MMA Awards here.